So, I'm reading an auction listing for various items of meat processing and packaging equipment. The people who make up the names for this stuff? They are twelve.
I present, as evidence, a selection of the available items:
• Townsend Meat Pump
• Rigid Pipe Threader
• Marlin Meat Filling Line
• Boneless Pickle Injector
and my personal favourite, the Magnum 2600 Vacuum Meat Massager. Tell me that it isn't illegal in some countries. Oh look, they're also selling a boning room.
I think I need to go home now.
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