words are fun.

Sep 18, 2007 16:16


So, I'm reading an auction listing for various items of meat processing and packaging equipment. The people who make up the names for this stuff? They are twelve.

I present, as evidence, a selection of the available items:

• Townsend Meat Pump

• Rigid Pipe Threader

• Marlin Meat Filling Line

• Boneless Pickle Injector

and my personal favourite, the Magnum 2600 Vacuum Meat Massager. Tell me that it isn't illegal in some countries. Oh look, they're also selling a boning room.

I think I need to go home now.

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