Mar 05, 2007 12:59
A couple of months ago, I decided to turn on spellcheck in Outlook here at work in order to teach the puter to talk all proper like what I do by adding the words that it thinks are pretend.
Curiosity has driven me to see exactly what I've been teaching the thing. It is a vaguely interesting mix of intarwebisms, imaginary words, and improved spellings. I share this list with you today as it could be useful to anyone who wishes to build a robot or speech engine in my likeness. I don't know why you would want to do that, but I am all about the helpingness.
The List
Buh
blinky
crossy
debackgroundify
eep
englishes
ffs
forevers
forwardslashlike
hella
hottt
intarwebs
jeebus
latelate
likedliked
likelike
Mousie
Nooooo
SMRT
Straaaange
spose
stairward
tinkerings
yairs
yar
yay
Well. I thought there would be more than that. I must continue the project, in the interests of linguistic development.
at.work,
words