[Video]

[fleurdeamour]

[Have a chipper Francis Bonnefoy smiling at the watch's video feed.]

Bonjour, my lovelies~ Eet has occurred to me zat my gorgeous face hasn't been on ze network een quite some time, so here eet eez for your viewing pleasure

Comments

[Video]

[flighty_sprite]

[A flying creamsicle has appeared.]

France? Could'a sworn you just said that.

[Video]

[fleurdeamour]

[he raises an eyebrow, still smiling. Alright, out of weird things he's seen here, you're definitely up there on the list, creamsicle.]

Zat eez what I said, oui.

[Video]

[flighty_sprite]

[He appreciates it. He's going for weirdest feathered asshole there is. Your vote will be greatly appreciated.]

Not possible.

[Video]

[fleurdeamour]

Zis coming from a large yellow bird-man-zing?

Re: [Video]

[flighty_sprite]

That hurts man. Can't even get my color right, the correct hue is cream orange, that of a creamsicle, of course the joke and metaphor has been vastly overused by this point.

Nations can't be people. At least I am the product of game perfection...

[His voice trails off at that last comment.]

[Video]

[fleurdeamour]

Maybe not een your world, but een mine zere at least eez one personification per nation.

[Video]

[flighty_sprite]

Shit. Big party you got. Over about...

[He think for a moment.]

I'd guess over 300 of ya' if elementary school proved true. Right?

[Video]

[fleurdeamour]

Well, zat depends on who you ask, but I suppose so.

And...what are you?

[Video]

[flighty_sprite]

[A glare is thrown Frances way, but it goes unnoticed given his shades cover his anger. He wasn't a 'what.']

Who. Would be more appropriate. I'm Dave Strider and since you asked so nicely I'll tell you what I am. A sprite. I'm a human fused with a dead crow carcass stabbed suspiciously by a shitty sword. Which was fused with a kernel sprite to become a guide to the player of Sburb. To put it simply, I'm a dead bird, human who has knowledge of a game universe.

[Video]

[fleurdeamour]

...zat's...interesting...sounds like eet would be more up Japan's alley, but...

Well. Nice to meet you, Dave.

[Video]

[flighty_sprite]

Nice to meet you too, France. Guess that's what I'm going to be calling you now and I will question my sanity every time I do.

THREAD JACK DURRRR

[wehaveliv_doff]

Dave, there's no need for that, it's all totall true! I met America, it was really cool!

France, this is Davesprite! He's kind of like my friend Dave, except not. That's a much simpler explanation. He's part of the whole Armageddon thing I was talking about...