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[avarice_pays]

[Dear citizens of Ruby City.

If you need protecting, saving from these zombies? You're out of luck. Kakuzu really isn't the hero type.

Also, he kind of looks like a zombie himself, but please do not mix up the two, as you may end up on your ass. Or worse.

HOWEVER if he just HAPPENS to be in the same area as you...what the Hell. These guys are

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[unit_202]

[202 doesn't bother to restrain a chuckle at the sight of her favorite grumpy old man doing what he does best. She, for one, has been having a blast putting her oft-neglected hand axes to good use, treating the shambling undead as one big training exercise.]

I'm surprised you're even bothering with those things, Kakuzu...!

[Grinning and spattered with gore, she trots over.]

They can't be much of a challenge for you...

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[avarice_pays]

[He doesn't even glance her way - he knows she knows he knows she's there. As such, he doesn't skip a beat in his zombie slaying.]

It's better than nothing.

[unit_202]

That's true enough.

[She's all but wagging her tail with enjoyment for the change of pace, clearly no more worried about the danger than he is. Quite to the contrary--She's actually playing with the fiends whenever one is unlucky enough to stagger within her reach. If one has the advantage of both speed and strength, after all, why not capitalize on it?]

We don't spar enough, really. Waiting for little moments of excitement like this is going to make us lazy.

[avarice_pays]

Yeah...when this bullshit is over, let's have a match.

[unit_202]

You're on.

...Wait. Promise me those mask-animals of yours will stay out of it, and you're on.

[Those things are just plain freaky.]

[avarice_pays]

Of course. I don't want to obliterate you, or anything.