[Guess who had his daily dose of candy. After all it was just lying there ever so tempting. It was almost as if it had been calling to him, whispering his name. Well no, that was impossible. However, he had had a piece before he turns on the feed. His taste buds had succumb to a delightful clear turquoise drop of hardened sugar. The effects...well....]
Oh, well sorry I hope I'm not disturbing anyone with this post. I mean, I just had to say something rather important. I wanted to commemorate my team. To let them know what a good job they are doing. I know I've been told that it's not important to be a leader here, but it is. Cause this leader needs to say some things here and...please listen.
Terezi, you are the greatest matespirt a troll could ask for. Just the right amount of pity. I know you will never let me down as such my flushed quadrant and as my second in command. I was right to trust you with those titles. I know that you will be there to support me and protect me when I need it. Not to get confused with Gamzee, but as far as you can go as my matesprit.
On to the next one.
Gamzee. What is there I can't say about you. You are a great teammate...and have been very supportive. I honestly don't understand how you put up with me and my constant bickering. I don't say it that often but I should, 'You are a great moirail.' The best any troll could ask for. I'm sorry, sorry I wasn't a better friend in The Veil. I know that...you will say I was but...I wasn't and just take my apology. As for being a teammate, you were great during the battle with the Black King. It was a lot of help to us.
Next is Kanaya, my other best friend. I think I should just say this up front I'm sorry you have been upset recently due to recent events. You are a good friend Kanaya and I appreciate you trying to help me out...even though I don't vocalize it. Also...thanks...I guess. Okay! This part will be hard! Thanks for the outfit. It got a lot of compliments. Even if they were stupid. Moving on from that fuckery!
Oh! Sorry..cussed on the open network. Damn. Sorry Theta.... Though, not really.
John, I guess I should thank you too. You went through a lot of shit to get us where we are...in your session at least. I'm sure your friends are grateful...even if you or them don't remember the crap that happened in this city cause you are from a different timeline. Also...thanks for being a good friend. For a human you are a pretty good friend.
Equius, I'm sorry. Don't ask why...please.
Tavros You are...good at communicating with animals. It's helpful when it's needed. I'm guessing I should apologize for that weird pity shit you had a while back. Also...for bringing up your death and bringing it up again now. Finally felt like I should apologize for it. Call it a a streak of a nice streak or some fucking something like that. Damn it...I cussed again.
Aradia you deserve so many thanks. Just for being there, for being a good teammate and helping us out when we needed it. It's a shame I never took the time to really get to know you back on Alternia. I'm glad I'm able to do this here.
Signless I guess I'm sorry too. I'm apologizing a lot today. I want to say that I look up to you...I hope to be as great a leader as you were one day. I hate admitting it, but it's something you need to know, even though...being nice is a new things for me it will never be easy to say that to you.
Vriska...you're a good teammate.
Dave...good Job.
Thanks for listening I know that got really long. But I hope you accept these condolences and apologies and all those other sappy, sticky send offs.
[And the feed clicks off.]
[Ooc: Karkat took a nice candy, so enjoy his sunshiney...apologetic self for a short while, before he goes back to being the normal crabby douche he is. I marked each troll/person by color so, it should be easier to find.]