♋ 9th Memo [Action + Text]

Aug 28, 2011 19:50

[A certain black haired, crabby troll emerges from the Catacombs. It had been awhile since he had shown his face in the city. In fact, he had been sent back home for the time being. Which had been nice, he guessed. Even though Karkat had gone home, as he had hoped for (never wanting to be in this city in the first place) now the city was a breath ( Read more... )

c: the dolorosa, c: gamzee makara, c: vriska serket, kanaya maryam, c: terezi pyrope, karkat vantas, c: sollux captor, c: reno, c: kanaya maryam

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general_affairs August 29 2011, 07:30:24 UTC
Great cover, leader. No one knew you were spilling your guts to 'em.
[ SUP. JUST A BETTER TROLL HERE. ]

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beepbeepmeeow August 29 2011, 21:50:53 UTC
HERE I HAD THOUGHT YOU HAD GONE OFF AND DIED SOMEWHERE
I REMEMBER SITTING IN THE JUNGLE AND WHILE I WAS TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE SHITSTAIN OF FUCKERY THAT LEAFY PRISON WAS PROPELLING OUTWARD
I WAS MAKING A LIST OF THOSE WHO I WISH TO GET EATEN BY THE SCALEBEASTS
YOU WERE THE MOST IMPORTANT ADDITION TO IT
AT LEAST YOU MADE IT OUT ALIVE
I GUESS THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS MIRACLES
UNLESS AFTER WRITING THIS YOU DROP DEAD
3...2...1...

ARE YOU DEAD YET

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/snickering so hard @ the second line general_affairs August 30 2011, 00:46:58 UTC
Nope.

But hey, look on the brightside. At least now I get to go t'bed every night knowing you can't get me out of your head. Warms my heart, yo. [ inb4 Elena announces lulz. ]

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Glad I can make you laugh. >3 beepbeepmeeow August 30 2011, 01:12:55 UTC
EVERY NIGHT THERE IS A WANK FEST GOING ON AS I CALL OUT YOUR NAME TO WHATEVER FUCKSTAIN SITS ON HIS ASS AND RAINS HEAVY GRUB SAUCE ONTO OUR PLATES AS WE WASTE AWAY DREAMING OF HUMANS WHO DON'T HAVE A RATS ASS TO FUCK OFF
DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HUMAN
OR DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT
FUCK OFF!

[Reno he wants none of your shit right now. None of it.]

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xD The lulz keep coming. general_affairs August 31 2011, 04:14:34 UTC
I suggest usin' a little grammar. More people might be able to understand you, yo.

Hey, hey. I'm just trying to help a guy out, and that's the thanks I get? I thought we had somethin' special, Kanker.~

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Re: xD The lulz keep coming. beepbeepmeeow August 31 2011, 04:47:23 UTC
YEAH GRAMMER
LISTEN FUCKSTAIN I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE VEIL AND LIFE IS MAKING ME SUCK THE FAIL TEAT
SO FUCK OFF
WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING SPECIAL
IF YOU ARE HINTING AT SOME SORT OF BLACK ROM MUSCLEBEAST SHIT
I'M NOT INTERESTED
YOU ARE A HUMAN AND I WOULD NEVER INDULGE IN SOME INTERSPECIES QUADRANTS

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