♋ 9th Memo [Action + Text]

Aug 28, 2011 19:50

[A certain black haired, crabby troll emerges from the Catacombs. It had been awhile since he had shown his face in the city. In fact, he had been sent back home for the time being. Which had been nice, he guessed. Even though Karkat had gone home, as he had hoped for (never wanting to be in this city in the first place) now the city was a breath ( Read more... )

c: the dolorosa, c: gamzee makara, c: vriska serket, kanaya maryam, c: terezi pyrope, karkat vantas, c: sollux captor, c: reno, c: kanaya maryam

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[Perma Text] haha i lied, now I'm going to bed. 8estintentions August 29 2011, 04:54:48 UTC
Oh if it isn't our great and admira8le leader! 8ack from wherever it was he a8sconded to from the looks of it.
And worried a8out everyone he left 8ehind no less!
You know, you've got some pretty annoying people worried a8out where you went.
Man, I never thought you'd 8e the type to play stupid pranks like that.
I guess I under estim8d you ::::)

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LIAR! xD beepbeepmeeow August 29 2011, 06:50:35 UTC
WELL LOOK WHO IT IS BITCHY MC. BITCH PANTS
WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO GRACE THIS SHITHOLE WITH YOUR UNWANTED PRESENCE
IT WASN'T MY CHOICE TO LEAVE SHITSTAIN
WELL I GUESS I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF ASSHOLES IN THIS CITY
NOW ALL WE NEED IS ONE MORE TROLL AND EVERYONE WILL BE PRESENT
OH MY GOG I'M JUMPING WITH JOY OVER HERE
SHIT
YOU SHOULD COME JOIN ME MAYBE I CAN ACTUALLY MANAGE A SMILE FOR ONCE

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8estintentions August 30 2011, 06:35:01 UTC
Awwwwwwww! That's soooooooo sweet Karkat! You'd twist that stupid scowly face of yours into a smile if I jumped in joy for you????????
I don't really know what to say!
Except that you're proooooooo8a8ly shit out of luck if you think I'd ever do something a8solutely stupid like that.
You're launching yourself through the wrong 8ody of w8r if you think your dum8 insults are going to get under my skin.

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beepbeepmeeow August 30 2011, 06:41:28 UTC
OH HA HA
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
TWISTED MY OWN SARCASM TO MAKE YOU OWN
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU VRISKA, MY MY THE GRUB HAS FINALLY GROWN UP
I GUESS SHE IS O LONGER A PSYCHOTIC BITCH BUT A MORE ADVANCED AMOUNT OF BITCH FUCKERY THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH

NEVERMIND THIS IS GETTING TO BE STUPID
WE NEED TO TALK
HERE LET ME ROLL OUT THE WELCOME MAT
THIS IS RUBY CITY AND IT'S BETTER THEN THE VIEL
YADDA FUCKING YADDA
WHAT PART OF THE TIMELINE ARE YOU FROM

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8estintentions August 30 2011, 07:21:30 UTC
That's quite alright Karkat! I don't need a red carpet 8ut it's good to know you're learning to treat me with the respect I deserve!
You should try a little harder, you know. You don't quite have it down!
Oh you want to know when I'm from on top of it all? Hehe :::;) Wouldn't you l8ke to know!!!!!!!!
Why's it so important huh? Going to report 88ck to Pyrope 88out it????????

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beepbeepmeeow August 30 2011, 08:03:35 UTC
NO I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO A FUCKING POINT
I WOULD RATHER CHOKE MYSELF WITH MY OWN ENTRAILS THEN ATTEMPT TO BE NICE TO YOU
AND I DO GIVE YOU THE RESPECT YOU DESERVE VRISKA, NONE OF IT

FUCK STOP DISTRACTING ME
NOT SURE WHAT PYROPE HAS TO DO WITH IT
I JUST WANT TO KNOW, I KNOW WHERE EVERYONE IS FROM
IF IT'S RELEVANT I MIGHT REPORT BACK TO HER OR TAKE ACTION

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8estintentions September 1 2011, 01:24:28 UTC
You should really learn how to get what you want out of someone, you know! You're not 8eing intimidating enough at aaaaaaaall!
Ugh. You know what? I don't care if you're supposedly our super special awesome leader I'm not telling you anything if you're in answering to that 8acksta88ing 8acksta88er!
Try to 8e a little less stupidly o8vious a8out your flushed feelings, Karkat, it's kind of gross!

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lOCKED beepbeepmeeow September 1 2011, 03:42:03 UTC
OH I'M NOT
OKAY WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE TO BE
YOU DIED
YOU GOT STABBED BY TEREZI
SHE KILLED YOU
THANKS FOR TELLING ME
NOW I GOT BACK TO MY BUSINESS OF NOT TALKING WITH YOU
GLAD IT ALL WORKED OUT

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8estintentions September 2 2011, 03:45:47 UTC
UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Just wh8 d8 you th8nk you are anyw8y!?
Who cares if that fucking 88cksta888r did what she did!? Not me that's who! Yo8 can j8mp in the river and dr8wn with her f8r all I c8re!
I'd actu8lly 8e qu8te happy a8out it! I'd f8nally never h8v8 to re8d your o8nox8ous m8m8s 8r deal w8th your stup8d 8ullsh8t ever 8g88n!
F8CK Y8U VANTAS!!!!!!!!X8

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beepbeepmeeow September 2 2011, 20:34:06 UTC
SORRY YOU CAN'T TAKE BEING DEAD
SUCKS FOR YOU NOW CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO READ MY MEMOS AND DEAL WITH MY BULLSHIT
FUCK YOU TOO SERKET

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