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[He could handle the jungle. That was fine, he'd done it many times before, sometimes in good times, sometimes in bad. And it did look a bit better than the city.
But it wasn't so clean, it was humid outside and his hair was suffering, and...
...and there were DINOSAURS and GIANT INSECTS and other GIANT ANIMALS and he didn't know where his cats were or his roommates or anybody and...
...and it turned out being up in a tree didn't help matters at all because though he was now in one? There was a pterodactyl trying to nab him so she could feed her babies. And while Francis usually had a soft spot for children, he suddenly DIDN'T FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM.
He was wedged inside a large crack in the tree, just above a limb, likely where lightning had hit. And the pteradon wasn't giving up in trying to claw/peck him out. And he just hated to have to play the damsel in distress but...
...actually no. No, he didn't.]
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!
But it wasn't so clean, it was humid outside and his hair was suffering, and...
...and there were DINOSAURS and GIANT INSECTS and other GIANT ANIMALS and he didn't know where his cats were or his roommates or anybody and...
...and it turned out being up in a tree didn't help matters at all because though he was now in one? There was a pterodactyl trying to nab him so she could feed her babies. And while Francis usually had a soft spot for children, he suddenly DIDN'T FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM.
He was wedged inside a large crack in the tree, just above a limb, likely where lightning had hit. And the pteradon wasn't giving up in trying to claw/peck him out. And he just hated to have to play the damsel in distress but...
...actually no. No, he didn't.]
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!