2nd Bark [Action]
[LADIES! (And to a lesser extent, feminine men) Kou wants to meet the ladies!
Almost two weeks he's been here and he's struck with a problem. He hasn't chased nearly enough tail. He's honestly ashamed of himself that he would neglect the cute girls of this city for so long. This must be rectified! So now, he'll be about town, checking out, and ( Read more... )
Almost two weeks he's been here and he's struck with a problem. He hasn't chased nearly enough tail. He's honestly ashamed of himself that he would neglect the cute girls of this city for so long. This must be rectified! So now, he'll be about town, checking out, and ( Read more... )
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Hello cutie~
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And if that wasn't enough, that was a male voice.
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Hand. Ass. Male.
Vash turns around, flipping around his Carbine and pressing it's muzzle to the very forward stranger's forehead.]
What the hell?
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Kou isn't weak, but he is smart. He knows when to push his luck, and when to run the fuck away. This is why he holds his hands up in a surrendering fashion.]
Woah-ho-ho! I thought you were a woman.
[Possibly not helping him]
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[The only thing saving Kou from a bullet through the brain is Vash's built up tolerance from a few of his neighbors.]
Do I even know you?!
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[Well that's not helping... Well, at least he thinks he can run faster than the man with the gun.]
Oh, I'm new, call me Kou~
[Act charming, maybe he'll forget the whole 'grabbed-his-ass-and-called-him-a-woman' thing]
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...Still. Newcomer. Be nice, Vash. For now.]
...Kou. I am Switzerland... but I suppose you can call me Vash like everyone else.
[Oh, he won't forget what you did, Kou, but he's frugal. He doesn't like to waste ammo... plus killing people generally isn't smiled upon. Right. That second reason is the real reason Kou is still breathing. Really.]
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Switzerland? Like... the country? Guns, and Alps? That Switzerland? That's a pretty odd name. I think I'll stick with Vash.
[Thank you very much for not filling his body with bullets. He appreciates it. Not enough to stop being a flirt, but he's thankful all the same.]
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...Yes. Like the country. I'm the bodily personification of the psyche of the Swiss people or something like that.
[Okay, he can't help but warm up a little to Kou despite himself. Kou knows his heartland and even knows about two of Vash's favorite things. He's grown used to getting a blank look from people at the mention of his proper name.]
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[He whistles, impressed. It's weird, but who is he, a being of light, created for the sole purpose of helping to keep the balance between light and dark, to talk about weird.]
That explains the smell.
[He carries the same smell as Francis a smell he's VERY familiar with after a few hours alone with Francis.]
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...The smell?
[Of course he's already made "friends" with Francis, he's cute and a pervert.]
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You don't smell human, you actually smell a lot like Francis, so I assume you're both countries.
[There was very little talking that wasn't each others names, and shout outs to the friendly neighborhood deity.]
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[This is him walking away. He knows that tone when used to refer to France and does not want to talk about it. At all. Ever. He does not view you any better, Kou. Is there anyone in Ruby City who HASN'T slept with his neighbor?]
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I'm guessing he's France, which would make him and you neighbors.
My European history is kind of iffy, being as I got into Japan at a time where they weren't exactly culturally friendly, but I can't pinpoint any real hostility between Switzerland and France. There was that thing with the french revolution... Ah, I shouldn't be talking about things like this, politics and history never were my strong points.
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No, there's no open hostilities between our countries at the moment and yes, he is my neighbor.
[Mutter] My apparently still very promiscuous neighbor. [Mutter]
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Is there really something so wrong with enjoying the touch of another person?
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