2nd Bark [Action]

[baddogkounii]

[LADIES! (And to a lesser extent, feminine men) Kou wants to meet the ladies!

Almost two weeks he's been here and he's struck with a problem. He hasn't chased nearly enough tail. He's honestly ashamed of himself that he would neglect the cute girls of this city for so long. This must be rectified! So now, he'll be about town, checking out, and

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[ergaleomancer]

[[Theta is glad to have someone come into her shop. She loves having customers. Of course, she isn't what's for sale, and when she realises what he's staring at, she folds her arms across her chest.]]

May I help you?

[baddogkounii]

[Awww, the boobies are gone.

Oh well, he gives Theta a smile anyway.]

Just poking around the city is all. This is your shop, I take it.

[Instead of the odd costume he was wearing before, he's now in civilian clothes, complete with glasses, now blue eyes, and a cigarette dangling from his lips]

[ergaleomancer]

It is. And I have many different clockworks for sale.

[[She smiles, but it seems to be part sneer as well. She isn't what's for sale.]]

Would you like to see them?

[baddogkounii]

[Is she sure about that? He likes what's on display.]

Sure, I'd love to see your work. I've got a soft spot for talented women.

[ergaleomancer]

Don't call me a woman.

[baddogkounii]

Alright, what would you rather me call you?

[ergaleomancer]

I am a gentleman.

[baddogkounii]

Well then, I guess I have a soft spot for talented gentlemen who look like women~

[ergaleomancer]

[[That...was easy. Her expression softens a little bit, and she loosens her arms slightly.]]

I...happen to be the best ergaleomancer of my generation, actually...

Quickly, scream "Alpha Kenny Wun" at the top of your lungs

[baddogkounii]

[He honestly doesn't care if she wants him to call her "Alpha Kenny Wun", he'd do it. Everyone's got their reasons, he finds it's best to just roll with them.]

Woah? Really? Then I can't wait to see your work.

[ergaleomancer]

[[She sets out a teacup for him. A metal teapot waddles over from the edge of the counter and bows to him, filling it up.]]

Just tell the teapot how you take your tea.

[baddogkounii]

[He's tempted to say "sweet and brown, like my women" but bites his tongue.]

Two sugars.

[ergaleomancer]

[[The teapot pops out two little 'arms', one of which ends in a spoon. It pours sugar into the spoon from the other arm and dumps it in, then repeats the process before stirring it in. Then it pulls its arms back in and waddles back over to the other side of the counter.]]

These teapots are some of my favourites~. See how smart they are?