Lovino Vargas - 1st Bottle of Wine [Video]

[in_italia]

Venneciano! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, DAMN IT!?

[Thus greets the brunette Italian appearing on the screen. After the rapid flipping between all the features, he's pretty pissed off because he still doesn't understand shit about this, and between words he can be heard muttering "chigigigigigigi...", and some random explicit insulted aimed at no one in

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[ergaleomancer]

Don't swear on the network. It's a public broadcast. Now calm down and mind your language and I can answer your questions.

[in_italia]

......WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? [What is doing either of those.]

[ergaleomancer]

Someone who refuses to listen to profanity. Mind your mouth, and I'll answer any question you like.

[in_italia]

Shi-- fine. Where the f-- hell--- WHERE'S VENNECIANO?

/not-so-promptly tags

[ko1122]

{{waiting. is he done? ... he's done. Kyouya flips on the video, looking almost bored}} You're currently in a place we inhabitants refer to as Ruby City. You've been kidnapped by our captors - seven of them, if recent information is to be regarded as the truth. The person you wish to find may or may not be here; if not, you can join the efforts that are currently being led to get us back to our respective homes.

Any questions?

/greets with eloquent and polite tag

[in_italia]

[Processing... processing...]

....Oi, jackass. If you're not gonna tell me where the fuck my idiot brother is, just FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

oh yeah, definitely. xD

[ko1122]

{{totally calmly~}} If you could tell me more about your brother, I might be able to find him for you?

These two, man. Best friends forever.

[in_italia]

..........Erg.

He looks like me, but stupid as hell.

[11_sies]

Ooh must you use that language? There are children about. Please be mindful of them.

[in_italia]

Like I give a fuck if there's children! Suck my balls, jackass!

[11_sies]

You may not but I do. Children shouldn't be forced grow up so fast and hearing those words is going to make them curious and they'll ask questions.

And you're going to make an awful lot of enemies talking like that- enemies are exactly what you don't need right now.

[in_italia]

I grew up like that, so fuck that!

I don't give a shit. Fuck off already, damn it!

[lilcharmedwitch]

What does fuck mean?

[in_italia]

[Nope, not talking to this one, just flipping her off. He can't take your lack of knowledge on profanity.]

[lilcharmedwitch]

Did you just throw an insulting gesture towards me?!

Ooh how dare you!!

[in_italia]

Yeah, I did. Leave me alone.

[morethanpasta]

[The other side of the feed clicks on to the sound of excited "ve" sounds and a lot of fumbling with the pocket watch, why does it have to be so slippery when Feliciano is excited? Due to all that fumbling, Romano gets a shaky view of Austria's kitchen, Feliciano's uniform and the floor.]

Romano! Fratello! You're here! I missed you so much!

[He finally manages to get a good hold of the watch and hold the camera at the right angle to show his face. Have a North looking happier than ever before in Ruby City, gazing at his cursing brother with all the adoration usually reserved for cute baby animals and pasta.]

[in_italia]

[Dio mio he hears the ve's. He finally found Venneciano! Behold his... joy... in the form of scowls and profanity.]

You idiot! Stupid, stupid, stupid bastard! You got me all fucking worried and those jackasses said you might not be here, I mean not that I give shit, damnit, you're so fucking stupid... Goddamnit, where the hell are you? I'm coming over there right now!

[morethanpasta]

[Feliciano's eyes sparkle with sheer happiness, getting shinier by the second as tears of happiness glisten in them. He sniffles.]

I missed hearing you insult me so much! [he chirps and nods eagerly to reinforce his words.]

Ve~ you can stay with me! I have a room and everything and the bed's wide enough and we can hug and kiss!

[in_italia]

Whatever, idiot... Damn it, stop crying, it's not that big a fucking deal!

Okay, so how the hell do I get there already, damn it?