[Accidental Video]

Jul 17, 2011 08:19

[The feed clicks on just in time to catch a retreating arm whipping back under the covers. An annoying repetitive tone makes the object of the arm’s quest obvious a few seconds later, as the alarm clock was only momentarily subdued. There is a muttered curse before a second, freckled arm, reaches over the body of the first to expertly flick off the ( Read more... )

c: france, c: hidan, unit 202, c: vietnam, c: cross marian, c: edogawa conan, switzerland, c: kakuzu

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[Video] blade_of_jashin July 17 2011, 14:27:31 UTC
[there is a knowing smirk. That is all]

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[Video] unit_202 July 17 2011, 16:28:51 UTC
[Oh! Hi Hidan, you she doesn't mind seeing her like this. Sitting up without any concern for modesty and leaning over to grab her watch, she smiles apologetically.]

Mornin', Hidan--I guess something must've happened last night, I don't really remember... I hope you at least found somewhere else to sleep for the evening? I suppose this wasn't especially considerate of me, was it...

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[Video] neutralbyforce July 17 2011, 16:39:49 UTC
[Don't mind Vash, he's just going to try and hide because his rather foggy memory of the past week seems to indicate that it was more than just last night, 202...

Oh, gosh.]

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[Video] -> [Action] blade_of_jashin July 17 2011, 17:33:12 UTC
Naw, it's cool, I ain't been sleepin' the last week... I think. [Unless the dark circles around his eyes wasn't a sign]

... wait... why the fuck am I talkin' ta you on the watch?

[After a quick check in 202's room, which is empty, he decides to check Kakuzu's room, which is not. He'll just let himself in, and keep talking like he didn't stop, kthnx.]

Anyways, I ain't blamin' you, I'm blamin' the lil blushy one, cause I asked him ta tell me if you two were gonna fuck so I could find somewhere else to sleep.

Oh, by the way, your tits look great today.

[That last bit may or may not have been to piss off Vash]

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[Action!] unit_202 July 17 2011, 20:44:10 UTC
Thank you.

[His remark got taken at face value, regardless of its actual intend, but she does at least manage to locate a shirt--her own, no less!--and pull it on before replying.]

Now, what's this about blame-laying? I mean, we... Don't even appear to be occupying my bed, so it's not as though you found yourself displaced, right?

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[Perma-Action] neutralbyforce July 17 2011, 21:02:45 UTC
["Little blushy one"?]

We don't... We didn't...

[Unless they did. And at least 202 has a shirt on now, it helps him not want to hurt Hidan for that last remark.]

...I mean, I don't really remember...

[Only he sort of does, and that's the problem.]

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More slang to confuse 202~ blade_of_jashin July 19 2011, 02:03:50 UTC
[You don't see 202 blushing, do you, Vash?]

It ain't the bed that's the problem, yanno, I don't like sleepin' alone. I even asked your boy toy ta warn me if you two were gonna bone, which, if I can remember what I heard through the walls, you two were fuckin' like rabbits.

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Oh glory, because she needs more? unit_202 July 19 2011, 02:49:23 UTC
[202 doesn't blush. Ever. Honest.]

Warn you if... We... Wait, what?

[She doesn't look flustered, so much as just confused.]

Whose bones? Why would you hear bones? Are you feeling all right, Hidan?

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The fun just keeps coming, huh? neutralbyforce July 19 2011, 14:11:16 UTC
[Up until now, Hidan? Vash didn't really have that much of an urge to kill you. Now he'll just do his best to glare despite blushing like a moron.]

What are you talking about, Hidan? I don't rememb--

[Unless... That dream... Hell.]

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Hey Vash, here are more reasons to want to kill Hidan. blade_of_jashin July 19 2011, 16:57:26 UTC
[Hidan gives a sigh, holding his hands up for the two of them.]

Ok kids, imma make this as easy ta understand as possible. You two fucked, boned, boffed, did the nasty, made the beast with two backs, knocked boots, he cleaned the pipes, you two were humpin', layin' cable, pokin' gettin' naughty with the nookie, tappin', shaftin', porkin'. You. Two. Had. Sex.

[To drive his point home he makes a fairly lewd gesture with his hands.]

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Because HE needs more? unit_202 July 19 2011, 17:39:25 UTC
[Blink.]

...Oh.

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Obviously. neutralbyforce July 19 2011, 17:52:12 UTC
[Vash buries his face in his hands, though his ears are bright red now. On top of everything else, the fact that Hidan apparently heard them?]

...Hell.

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He needs all the reasons. blade_of_jashin July 19 2011, 18:46:57 UTC
And since Vash is the one blushin' like a virgin, I'm takin' a guess and sayin' that he was the one doin' all the screamin'.

[He gives Vash a nice big smirk]

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And Hidan is FULL OF THEM. unit_202 July 19 2011, 19:03:04 UTC
[Another blink. "Screaming?" Hm. Perhaps it had hurt. 202 looks between the two men, raising an eyebrow.]

The only virgin in the room is most assuredly not blushing... I think you're abusing our ignorance, Hidan, and making sport of the situation.

...Not that I can blame you, really, but still. I'm sure I'd remember something like that.
...Wouldn't I?

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neutralbyforce July 19 2011, 19:48:51 UTC
[You do realize, 202, that by saying that you just confirmed the fact that both you and Vash are no longer among those who could ride unicorns.

Vash peeks out from between his fingers at 202.]

...You didn't happen to have a fairly-- lucid dream about... uh... what Hidan just said... did you, 202?

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blade_of_jashin July 20 2011, 18:13:03 UTC
[walking over to 202, he places his arm around her shoulders, and gives her a big ol grin.]

Just means your little boyfriend is blushin' up a storm.

Here, I got sumthin' ta jog your memory~

[He tugs out his watch, fiddling with it before pressing a button. From his communicator comes the exact sounds he had been hearing through the wall for the past week.]

I think I remember taking this for blackmail purposes.

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