~ eighth miracle [text]
~ dearest residents of ruby city.
~ it seems many of you have been finding your friends and loved ones changed from what you remember over the course of the past few days.
~ if you or anyone else are experiencing this, i ask that you allow me the opportunity to
~ look you over
~ in my laboratory, on the off-chance that i might be able to
~ hehehe
~ see if anything might be affecting you on a physical level.
~ you shouldn't be harmed in the slightest during the process.
~ most likely.