♋ First Memo [Accidental Video/Action]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Even after he had stepped off the train, it had taken the boy a while to really take in his surroundings. His eyes narrow to a squint as he absorbs his location. The strange boy concludes that he is…not at home. He definitely was not on the meteor in the veil where he had stupidly fallen asleep. Now that he had woken up, he tried to recall what

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[mirthfulness]

Oh!

[SUDDENLY HAPPY PAINTED TROLL FACE. FILLING YOUR WHOLE SCREEN.]

Best friend! You all up and got yourself unlost! [He doesn't even care if Karkat doesn't remember his time there before. Their leader was with them now, and that's what was important.] Are you all needin' a motherfucker to come find you? Cause shit, I'll be there faster than you can say miracles.

[beepbeepmeeow]

Gamzee your here too. Well that's fucking miraculous. I'm talking about fucking miracles here.

[Literally face palming his shakes his head back and forth.]

No thats not happening.

I was not lost! How many us are there...in this...where ever the fuck this is?

[mirthfulness]

Well, there's me and Tavbro, then Terezi and Equius. There were some other motherfuckers around too, but then they all up and disappeared like what sometimes happens.

Maybe they'll be back without rememberin' nothin' like what happened with you and Equius.

[beepbeepmeeow]

So this up and disappearing and then returning and not remembering anything. It's a common occurrence?

Well. Now that your leader is here...we should get us all together just to touch base and figure out what the fuck do next.

[mirthfulness]

Uuuuh.... Kinda. Yeah.

And yeah! That's what I've all been tryin' to do, bro. You'd all be the better motherfucker for that shit, though.

Tavbro's got his own place now, and Equius is all livin' next door to me and Theta.

[beepbeepmeeow]

I'm fucking certain I'm better for that shit. I'm your Leader. The Leader.

So I need to find myself a hive. Are there carpenter droids here?

[mirthfulness]

Nah, best friend. But there's all bein' empty hives all around. You can all pick one and make it yours.

[beepbeepmeeow]

I will try and find one then. Once I have a hive. I will...contact you all?

[Then he realized he had no idea how he was able to do that.]

Do you know how to do that?

[mirthfulness]

Oh, that's easy! You just all gotta mess with this thing here and--

[Whoops. There goes the feed.

Give him a sec to call Karkat back up again.]

...Hahaha. Yeah, it's not all bein' that complicated.

[beepbeepmeeow]

..It's not?

You don't even know how to fucking use it. Then again thats not really saying much. You're so up and focused on your miracles and your toxic slime pies that I'm surprised you knew how to turn the thing off.

[Don't take it personally Gamzee. Karkles is just, Karkles.]

[mirthfulness]

[Gamzee just chuckles. He's used to Karkat's attitude. Actually, it's a bit refreshing to be insulted by him, if that makes any sense.]

Shit, right? I mean, how do they make this magical little thing all motherfuckin' do all it does? Miracles is definitely what.

[beepbeepmeeow]

[And that's why they are best friends. Even Karkat would smile, if he ever smiled. He found it refreshing as well. Well seeing any familiar face in a situation he couldn't control was refreshing to him.]

I have no fucking idea how they do it? Perhaps they whisper a few magic words then wait for a magical horned hoofbeast to come and grace the very presence of the possible miracle that this contraption will be. Then within the next second the device multiplies into many and here we have it. Each one in our hands.

No. I have no fucking idea how it works! I'm pretty certain that explanation is not it!

What has everyone been up to and where are you all staying?

[He figures he should know every detail of the situation.]

[mirthfulness]

Whoa...

You think like one of them little pony things? They're kinda motherfuckin' adorable. [Not that he'd seen one around lately, but he knows they've been here before!]

I don't know where Terezi's all stayin', but I'm stayin' with Theta. He's, uh... all bein' the motherfucker down below that told you to watch your language. Equius is next door and Tav all up and got himself a place not too far away. We're learnin' music together!

[beepbeepmeeow]

I don't fucking know? A horned hoofbeast Gamzee. Use your motherfucking miracles to figure it out.

Theta...was the pink thing. What was it? He looked disgusting. Not that I would fucking want to. Is there some sort of hive near you guys? If not I don't fucking care where I stay as long as it's by myself and a hive.

[mirthfulness]

They're humans! Shit, best friend. Are you from that motherfuckin' far back? They're all bein' the species that live in the new world we up and created!

And I haven't looked, bro. Shouldn't be too hard to find somethin'.

[beepbeepmeeow]

I just woke up after Prospit got destroyed. I have no fucking idea what humans are. What do they do...?

[Well not his interest was sparked.]

I will be sure to let you and the others know when I have found a hive.