[Video]
[It takes some time, but eventually the video function clicks on. At first there’s just a big blue eye taking up all the space, but eventually it pulls back to show the face of a young, petite-looking teenage girl. Her face is cute enough, but her expression is pretty clearly unhappy. She’s also drenched, and judging from the red stains in her oversized white wife beater, it looks like she fell into the river.]
What in th’ heck’s this thing s’pos’d to be…? [She fiddles with it for a while, looking more and more irritated as she goes along.] Some kinda… watch… phone… thing? The heck. How’s it even turn--
--on. Oh. [Surprised, owlish blink goes here. And now back to business-] Oi, if anyone’s listenin’ to this thing… anybody got a place I can take a quick shower? Public bath or somethin'? … An’ while I’m at it, what the heck’s goin’ on around here?? Why’s there a friggin’ river of blood?
What in th’ heck’s this thing s’pos’d to be…? [She fiddles with it for a while, looking more and more irritated as she goes along.] Some kinda… watch… phone… thing? The heck. How’s it even turn--
--on. Oh. [Surprised, owlish blink goes here. And now back to business-] Oi, if anyone’s listenin’ to this thing… anybody got a place I can take a quick shower? Public bath or somethin'? … An’ while I’m at it, what the heck’s goin’ on around here?? Why’s there a friggin’ river of blood?