Tits or GTFO :: 001 [Video]
[[Jan, sporting the motherfucking king of all watches. Because its his. Stares down into the watch itself, grinning the dickens while he does, his sharp pointy teeth barely poking out from his lips.]]
What the fuck is up random city of motherfuckers? This is Jaaa~n Valentine here - the cooler of the two Valentine brothers - Luke? You out there Bro? Seems the big man didn't fuck me up after-all and sat my floppy ass on a fuckin' train to Nowheresville.
Luckily for you tired ol'fucks, Jan's here to spice up your life~ when you're feelin' sad and low~!
[[He switches gears with a lecherous laugh.]]
Anyfuckin'who. If any of you assholes has any information, on where I can find Sir Integra Hellbitch-- I mean Hellsing. That'd be fucking peachy.
[[He shoots, literally, with his thumb and finger while winking into the communicator at his wrist.]]
Thank youuuu~~uu Nowheresville!
What the fuck is up random city of motherfuckers? This is Jaaa~n Valentine here - the cooler of the two Valentine brothers - Luke? You out there Bro? Seems the big man didn't fuck me up after-all and sat my floppy ass on a fuckin' train to Nowheresville.
Luckily for you tired ol'fucks, Jan's here to spice up your life~ when you're feelin' sad and low~!
[[He switches gears with a lecherous laugh.]]
Anyfuckin'who. If any of you assholes has any information, on where I can find Sir Integra Hellbitch-- I mean Hellsing. That'd be fucking peachy.
[[He shoots, literally, with his thumb and finger while winking into the communicator at his wrist.]]
Thank youuuu~~uu Nowheresville!