[The feed turns on with +1 pony on the screen.]
Oh dear, this definitely is not a place a lady can get her beauty sleep...and it certainly isn't where she will want to wake up.
[A pause.] Hello~? [She calls out, just in case anyone can hear her she may as well introduce herself
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Heeey, little hoofbeast thing!
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How rude. I have already introduced myself and I am a lady thank you very much. [...] And what are you? A thing with horns, but certainly not a unicorn.
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Is a unicorn what you're all bein'? Cause you're sure the sweetest motherfuckin' thing whichever.
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Well never mind that, I would not stand here and listen to you use such language around me, even if it is a compliment of the sorts.
I will thank you, however.
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[He grins, completely unperturbed.]
And you don't have to stand there! You can all be walkin' with the little ticker-clock too.
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May you tell me where I am? And how to get home, more importantly.
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Oh wait, no. I got the first part. You're all in Ruby City, my little one-horned sister.
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So am I inclined to call you my two-horned brother?
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And it's totally chill, sis. Not every motherfucker is.
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You all up and made your way into the motherfuckin' city yet?
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