[The Morning Post]

[slaggin_preds]

Goooooood morning, Ruby City! I apologize fer missin' da past couple days, it turns out, I ain't too good at keepin' deadlines, even if I set dem myself. Who knew

Comments

[ganymede_blues]

Why can't anything normal happen around here.

[slaggin_preds]

Because dat would be borin' 'n da people who brought us here wouldn't be int'rested in us no more?

[ganymede_blues]

Don't think I would mind. Then maybe they'd let us leave.

[slaggin_preds]

What, 'n give up all da free food 'n accommodations? You kiddin' me? Ain't so thrilled 'bout da monsters, but hey, I cin work 'round 'em.

[ganymede_blues]

I'd rather be back on my ship chasing a bounty head. Besides you really can't say it's free if it comes with strings attached.

[slaggin_preds]

Well, yanno what dey say... Ain't no such thing as free.

[ganymede_blues]

Exactly, I'd rather know what I'm paying for something rather than waiting around to find out.

[slaggin_preds]

[snerk] I take it ya ain't much 'f a gambler den, huh?

[ganymede_blues]

Depends on the odds, and I don't like the odds of this place one bit.

[slaggin_preds]

I gotta say, I've gotten betta' payouts on worse odds before. Dis place ain't perfect, shure, but name one place dat is?

[ganymede_blues]

Now you're starting to sound like Spike. Oh well I guess it's not all bad.

[slaggin_preds]

Yeah well, you kinda sound like my buddy Rhinox, so I say we come out even.