O-of course! Thoguh I should hope he doesn't do anything dreadful to my body -- I would give him a sound thrashing myself if he did, as unladylike as it is...
Ah... m-my name's Ada. I'm in your subordinate's body at the moment... I-I think Jayne showed you what I normally look like, though I hope not in an obscene manner...
I did see, but don't worry, he wasn't doin' anything obscene. Just talkin' about it. Which is why I wanted you to make me that promise. I told him if he did anything while in your body, I would be shootin' him when we all get back to our own bodies.
...y-yes. I-I am.
U-uh... you know this Jayne, then? Could I request your assistance in, er, helping me to find something to wear?
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I'm his captain. Just uh... Look around the room, I'm sure he's got all sorts of clothes strewn about. Just be careful of the weapons.
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Captain? O-oh, so you're his superior, then?
[There's a pause as Ada shuffles around the room, still using the blanket as a makeshift cloak for now.]
...thank you. I-I apologize for this, but. You must understand that his really doesn't happen often. I hope.
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Yeah. And there's no need for apologizin', miss. You've done nothing wrong.
But, I do want you to make me a promise. When this is all over, I want you to find me and tell me if Jayne did anything weird to your body.
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T-thank you. Y-you've been a great help, sir...
O-of course! Thoguh I should hope he doesn't do anything dreadful to my body -- I would give him a sound thrashing myself if he did, as unladylike as it is...
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There won't be any need for you to do that. I told him I'd shoot him if he did anything horrible.
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A-ah... thank you. I hope that this reverses itself soon...
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So do I. I don't envy you having to be stuck in that body.
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Yes... it's a rather sobering experience.
...er, I don't mean this as an insult, but does this Jayne keep up on hygiene?
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[He can't help but laugh at that.]
Not really.
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[There's a smothered cough as he waves his hand near his face.]
That would... explain a lot. Goodness, how does he even live in such filth...?
Perhaps I could do him a quick favor and freshen things up, if I'm to be stuck like this for a while...
[Read: redecorate the room to make it look like a girl's room.]
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That'd be a mighty big task, but if you did that, me and the rest of the crew would sure appreciate it.
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O-okay! I can handle it just fine, mister captain, sir! I hope he appreciates it...
[She is currently considering bright pastel-y colors for this room... BE AFRAID JAYNE.]
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[This is going to be the best thing ever. Mal is already chuckling at the thought of Jayne's reaction.]
I guess I never did introduce myself. I'm Mal... I'm just in some random kid's body right now.
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Ah... m-my name's Ada. I'm in your subordinate's body at the moment... I-I think Jayne showed you what I normally look like, though I hope not in an obscene manner...
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I did see, but don't worry, he wasn't doin' anything obscene. Just talkin' about it. Which is why I wanted you to make me that promise. I told him if he did anything while in your body, I would be shootin' him when we all get back to our own bodies.
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