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[flashstepqueen]

[Feed opens up to Liz laying in bed with a black cat on her chest, purring as she's getting lavished in attention

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[flameinsideme]

[While there is no surprised icon enough to convey the surprise in Liz right now, just be glad that the sudden events didn't startle a small firestorm straight out of her. Instead, just staring.]

...I... ah... [No wait.] ...you're the cat?

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[flashstepqueen]

You'd be correct, love~ [She still has a bit of a purr in her tone and she nuzzles up close to Liz.]

By all means, keep petting. It felt wonderful~

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[flameinsideme]

[Friendly cat was one thing, friendly and all-sorts-of-naked woman? Another thing. And Liz isn't exactly in the practice of petting other women. Still, this is by far the strangest thing she's had happen to her, so maybe she's taking it a little better than one might otherwise expect. In fact, she sort of lets her fingers sift through some of that long hair. ...nope. Real. Not dreaming.]

...do you do this often? [Just so she can be prepared in the future. ALSO.] Does Red know about this? [Ask Liz what she thinks about her boyfriend knowingly bringing home cats that periodically turn into naked women.]

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[flashstepqueen]

[Closes her eyes and purrs a bit, nuzzling to the woman.]

Sometimes, though the sneeze was just a bit of a freak occurrence. My bad.

[Shakes her head with a small laugh.] Nope. For all he knows, I'm a boy cat.

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[flameinsideme]

[Very friendly.]

Of course. [And ok. Liz is a little pacified by that answer.] What are you? A shapeshifter?

[Here's where Liz kind of clears her throat a little.] Aren't you cold? [That is to say, don't you want clothes? Liz will let you borrow some of hers.]

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[flashstepqueen]

Hmm hm hm. Nope! I'm known as a Shinigami or a Death God. However, I'm rouge to say the least. It makes for a more comfortable life.

[Shakes her head] Naked is always better for me~

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[flameinsideme]

Death god? [Nope. Nothing Liz has ever heard of. She's sure Abe would know though. Hmm.]

...is that a fact? [A pause.] So long as you're comfortable. [Was that said just a biiiiiit wryly? Maybe.]

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[crazycatdemon]

[AND CUE RED WALKING IN ON THIS. He just... Stops. And stares. Liz is in bed with someone else. A naked someone else. A female someone else.]

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[flashstepqueen]

[Smirks and tilts her head, glancing over her naked shoulder then back to Liz.]

Speak of the devil, hm?~

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[flameinsideme]

[Liz glances over Yoruichi's shoulder too to fix him with a flat little look.] The cat's a girl, Red. [Pause.] And you're not allowed to bring home strays anymore.

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[crazycatdemon]

[Well, not the weirdest thing he's encountered.]

...Hey, in my defense I didn't know she could do that.

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[flashstepqueen]

[With a smirk as a human she shape shifts back to her cat like self, crawling up on Liz's pillow near her head happily]

Surprise then.

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[flameinsideme]

[She sits up a bit now, pulling her knees to her chest and nodding.] Mmhmm. I already asked about that. [And oh you would've been in trouble, HB, for keeping that one a secret. A glance towards the woman-turned-cat-again. She probably ought to feel weird about it since, you know, she was just a naked woman, but d'awww kitty, so she reaches out a hand to pet her.] Any other surprises we should know about?

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[crazycatdemon]

Yeah, I think it's kinda time to come clean with the secrets.

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[flashstepqueen]

Oh, I have plenty of secrets, but none that are too dire to know as of yet. The being a human thing is a big majority of it.

[wiggles her butt a bit and leaps up on to Liz's shoulder, nuzzling her head to the woman's.]

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[flameinsideme]

That's kind of elusive, you know. [Not that Liz would expect anything else from someone who spends so much of their time as a feline. She blinks though when she suddenly has a cat on her shoulder. Oh... well, hello. Don't sneeze again while you're up there.]