[It had been a fantasy, nay, a dream that he had sought after. Yes, literally sought after. Scott loved zombies. They were, in his mind, the ultimate monster. They lacked the humanistic draw of vampires, the turmoil that came with the Wolf-man. Zombies were not quite human, but still very much like him or any one else he knew. Any one could become
(
Read more... )
Comments 32
Reply
"About to find you! If you can land on a building, do it! I'll be there in.. in.. less than a minute!"
Reply
Reply
"Am.. Am.. I late?"
Reply
Scott! Scott, I barricaded the doors to the coffee shop, but there's a window, and I think they know I'm in here, and I don't know how to kill a zombie because I've never seen one before except in some movies and I'd really like if they just would go away and--
Reply
"Lukas! You still there?! I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! JUST HANG ON, OKAY?! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LET THEM NEAR YOU! HIT THEM IN THE HEAD WITH SOME THING BLUNT IF THEY GET TOO CLOSE, OKAY?!"
Reply
Reply
In the most collected voice he can muster, Scott presses on.]
"Lukas, buddy. Did.. Did they bite or scratch you? Did any of them get in contact with you? You gotta' be one-hundred percent honest with me, okay?!"
Reply
Zombies, indeed? My, my... And you're something of a professional, then, are you? Maybe you can clarify just why it is, then, that we shouldn't-- [She pauses as something off-camera catches her eye, still looking entirely calm... As she raises one arm, takes aim, and very calmly fires off two quick successive shots before returning her gaze to her watch.] --bother with firearms?
Reply
Unless of course you've got a munitions building under lock and key and are willing to share, of course."
Reply
I suppose that's a valid point... Even my sidearm's report is considerable. Blades it shall be, then. Although... Drawing them in doesn't sound like too bad a plan, to be frank. It would make it easier to take them out en masse, wouldn't it?
Reply
Where are you right now? I can't have my best friend's girl in trouble."
Reply
Reply
You want to rally and survive this, meet me in a half-hour at the Cathedral. It's the most common place that people know about and there are enough roads to it we should have an easy way in and an easy way back out to hide."
Reply
I shall meet you there then.
Reply
[The young and intrepid reasonably aged and perpetually snarky trap merely stares into the watch for a few long seconds, one and only one thought running through his mind over and over again.]
[And, of course, that thought can be nothing but...]
Are you fucking kidding me?
Reply
You wanna' live? Meet me unscathed at the Cathedral and we'll roll from there!"
Reply
I think I'll pass, though. I've got a third story apartment, so I think I'll just slide my dresser in front of the door and wait it out while you hero types take care of the problem. [No reason to risk his own neck when other people are willing to do it for him, right?]
Reply
Leave a comment