[Karkat is sitting just outside The Usual spot. The feed shows him quietly munching on some form of pastry with a cup of some steaming liquid. The troll almost seems content with the world, except for the bags under his eyes and the apparent sleep he has not been getting, Karkat looks pleasant enough. He opens his mouth to speak, but quickly begins
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It is...well it's a troll movie so the title is really long. It is one of my favorite Romcoms featuring Troll Adam Sandler.
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Oh. Troll movie? Wait! You're a troll! Like Tavros!
Also, I didn't know Adam Sandler was a troll. Wow. That explains a lot.
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Of course I am a troll like Tavros! Do you not see my grey skin and horns. I'm the leader of the trolls. Their leader!
Adam Sandler? Wait! Are you saying that there is a human version of Troll Adam Sandler as well? God! You humans have everything.
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So, the leader of the trolls? Hmm. You seem awfully young. What's your name? [Note to self, ask Tavros about this guy.]
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Well...I'm sure Troll Adam Sandler is far better. Incredibly so. Given, he is a troll and he is a human and trolls will always be superior beings. Even if you have the same blood color as me, are entirely curious species and interesting at that, but not that, that matters much.
[He mutters under his breath before continuing.]
My name is Karkat Vantas and I am not young, only 6 years old! I am a maturing troll, but not a grub!
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6 years old! Well you look older than that. Unless trolls age really really fast. Or have really loooooong years.
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Well it is 6 solar sweeps, not sure how that is in relation to human years...or demon years in your case?
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Hmm, well demons follow the human calendar, mostly because we'd never be able to tell time right. There's no day or night or reasons where we live.
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Hmmm, well 1 solar sweep is 2 - 2.5 years about. So I guess that would make me? [He thinks for a moment trying to calculate.] I guess around 13 years!
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Oooh, sounds like a lot to live up to~ But you seem to have the right attitude for it!
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