Comments | rubycity_rp: fifth breath. ≈ [PRIVATE TEXT / VIDEO]

derpleader in rubycity_rp

fifth breath. ≈ [PRIVATE TEXT / VIDEO]

Jun 09, 2011 22:18

[ooc; Hi, gang! I am sort of in Vegas right now, so for John's first post in this event, I'll probably be replying reeeeally slowly. The more triggery, violent part of his fear will crop up in a post on Monday, once I'm back home.]

( PRIVATE TEXT -- locked to the trolls, Jade Harley )

john egbert

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[video] ergaleomancer June 10 2011, 05:29:01 UTC

John, don't swear on the network.

[[Theta sounds really distracted, though, and she keeps glancing around the workshop nervously.]]

[video] derpleader June 10 2011, 05:37:44 UTC

[Giving the camera a bit of a sour look.] Alright, alriiiiiiiight, but that is not really the big problem here!

[Then what IS the problem, John...]

[video] ergaleomancer June 10 2011, 05:47:41 UTC

No, I...

[[yelp!]]

DidyouleavethedooropenIthinkthere'sadogintheworkshop....

[video; oh my god combined dog-connected fear THIS WILL NOT END WELL] derpleader June 10 2011, 05:55:04 UTC

W-Whoa, hey, slow down--

[But his brain doesn't take long to decipher that sentence, and on the word 'dog', his eyes widen with fear.] A...dog? Holy shit, it's not, like...a really tall, black dog-thing, is it? Oh god please tell me it isn't--

[Look at him, he's already rocketing off towards the shop, colorful warhammer already equipped in his hand.]

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mirthfulness June 10 2011, 08:58:37 UTC

WhOa, WhAt?
ShIt, ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR's hErE?
ArE YoU AlL MoThErFuCkIn sUrE, bRo?
I AiN't aLl bEeN SeEiN NoThIn.

[This little bastard here is unaffected by the current events.]

derpleader June 10 2011, 21:07:01 UTC

[Man, this isn't going to end well.]

oh geez, really?
maybe i am just seeing things, then...i mean, i only saw his reflection.
it was probably just the light, hehe!

[...not that telling himself that is helping much.]

mirthfulness June 10 2011, 21:33:31 UTC

YeAh MoThErFuCkEr, I KnOw hOw tHaT ShIt gOeS.
YoU JuSt gOtTa sTaRe aT It lOnG EnOuGh
ThEn yOu'Ll aLl pRoBaBlY ZoNe oUt aNd fOrGeT ThE MoThErFuCkEr'S ThErE.
LaTeR It'Ll bE LiKe "ShIt, DiD I SeE A TwO-HeAdEd cLoWn? HaHa, FuCk nO."

derpleader June 10 2011, 21:42:21 UTC

haha, maybe...except i could have sworn it was trying to, like, claw its way out of the mirror or something!
it was really creepy. :( and not in an awesome kind of way, either.

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[Private Text] l1br4tor June 11 2011, 18:45:03 UTC

JOHN
4R3 YOU SUR3 TH4T 1S W4S J4CK?
WH3R3 W4S TH1S M1RROR??

[Private Text] derpleader June 12 2011, 20:45:40 UTC

i am pretty much totally sure. i mean, it is sort of hard to mistake him for anything...

all of the mirrors, terezi! all of them!! D:

[Private Text] l1br4tor June 12 2011, 21:12:59 UTC

TH1S 1S B4D N3WS
1F J4CK 1S TRULY H3R3 W3 M1GHT B3 1N TROUBL3
C4N YOU ST1LL S33 H1M?

[Private Text] derpleader June 16 2011, 19:03:38 UTC

but there aren't any mirrors where i am right now...that's why i am here. :(

he's been there almost every time though. i keep thinking i am seeing things, but then it kept happening and happening!!