That "never again" thing

[rubybtrfly]

You know how you get so incredibly plastered, feel like absolute shit the next morning as you are in the downstairs bathroom at your best friend's house on your hands and knees with a bucket of Lysol water and a rag wiping up last night's partially digested Chicago's best deep dish Hawaiian pizza from around the toilet, and while trying to stifle the dry heaves repeat to yourself "I'm never going to get that drunk again!"

Why does it seem like I've done this sort of thing before?

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Some people never learn... like moi