This Meme Followed Me Home From School...
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No.
2) What was your dream growing up?
That I would be an astronaut/paleontologist/archaeologist/actor/dancer/movie star/writer/director when I grew up. And have a house with a pool. I kinda fell short I must admit.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could play the guitar.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Just a plain vodka cran, I want a mimosa right now but those are the most fun at breakfast.
5) Favorite vegetable?
Broccoli, don't need to tart it up either I like it steamed plain.
6) What was the last book you read?
Break No Bones, which for a book written about a forensic anthropology professor who solves crimes on the side by a forensic anthropology professor who solves crimes on the side should not have been as bland as it was.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Virgo.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Ears peirced, saving the dragon holding a banner in its teeth with the legend "Won't Get Fooled Again" for my 60th birthday.
9) Worst Habit?
Procrastination.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Only if I see fishnet stockings. This means you Mortis.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Rolling my eyes and bitching about how professional sports are contributing to the decline of Western Civilization.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Realist, I'm trying be less negative. But I think seeing things as they are isn't pessimistic either.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Dare each other to play Die Hard by breaking through the ceiling and climbing the service ladder to get help.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Failing out of college the first time.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I can't cross my eyes.
16) Do you have any pets?
No.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I'd ask if it was an emergency and if it wasn't then I'd try to find something to do for the day and hopefully steer you to finding a hotel for the night.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
a) Marlowe: Z, Thought he was Canadian (your guess is as good as mine).
c) Mortis: Aw, a Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster dub, how nice...
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I'm not scared of clowns but I've grown from finding them charming to upsetting if you really thing about the whole "Clown" thing.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
To get back into shape.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience, I'd totally find you the best lawyer though if things went sour.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Hazel.
23) Ever been arrested?
No.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Poured in wax paper cup filled with crushed ice.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Settle bills, then plan which city I wanted to move to, and I honestly would want to go to Disney World.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Oasis, a coffeshop.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
I'd like to think not but I'd die of fright on the spot if I saw one anyway.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Hang out with friends, take trips, read.
30) Do you swear a lot?
Yes.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
Whatever a customer is doing at that given moment.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Offbeat.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
It's not like the movies, and once you drain yourself of their poison of "soulmate" or "one true love" you can find happiness with what you have, and the people you meet. I especially don't appreciate the film idea of being incomplete without someone. That's the express lane to being miserable.
34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you chose?
Paris.
35) Do you believe in God?
No. I believe in Stevie Wonder.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
K.