Zombie sauce
Got home from Sunday shenanigans and immediately fell asleep. Was only going to sleep for maybe an hour. Actually slept three. Got up and showered and baked a potato and textedededed Misch and watched an episode of Weeds and watched the new episode of Brothers and Sisters and watched most of another episode of Weeds.
Suddenly it was after midnight.
So I lay in bed imagining telling a [certain] coworker about all the crazy shite that's been happening since June (don't remember how in my imagination we got on this topic. and it was my crazy shite, not everyone else's) and then it was 1am. And I was still wide awake.
I wasn't worried since I'd slept for asshours that afternoon. But, man, am I tired now. And for some reason I wore heels and these gray trousers that don't want to stay on my person. And sometimes this combo means the heels of my shoes get caught in the cuff of my trousers and if that happens everyone in the office will see my not at all appropriate for the office knickers. Add to the likelihood of a trousers mishap the fact that I'm exhausted and basically pants woes are guaranteed to happen sometime today. Also, my plan for the walk home is to secure with packing tape said trousers to my torso or tshirt to ensure no pants mishaps on the streets of Seattle.
Because I do not wish to be the one to get a ticket for indecent exposure.
Suddenly it was after midnight.
So I lay in bed imagining telling a [certain] coworker about all the crazy shite that's been happening since June (don't remember how in my imagination we got on this topic. and it was my crazy shite, not everyone else's) and then it was 1am. And I was still wide awake.
I wasn't worried since I'd slept for asshours that afternoon. But, man, am I tired now. And for some reason I wore heels and these gray trousers that don't want to stay on my person. And sometimes this combo means the heels of my shoes get caught in the cuff of my trousers and if that happens everyone in the office will see my not at all appropriate for the office knickers. Add to the likelihood of a trousers mishap the fact that I'm exhausted and basically pants woes are guaranteed to happen sometime today. Also, my plan for the walk home is to secure with packing tape said trousers to my torso or tshirt to ensure no pants mishaps on the streets of Seattle.
Because I do not wish to be the one to get a ticket for indecent exposure.