Oh. My. God.

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So I went to the blood drive and my temperature was too high. And I was all, "do you want to hear about my day*?!?!" in my head. Um, but then my temp went down and they took the blood and all was good.

*crazy fiasco re: meeting in conference room:
-I had to order lunches LAST NIGHT at nearly 5pm for today.
-That was fine.
-Dude running meetings was all, "Oh, they aren't box lunches?" to which I replied, "No, I didn't have enough time to order those."
-Grinding of teeth.
-About to go on break when boss approaches me saying that dude wants something else tomorrow.
-I've already ordered tomorrow's lunch.
-I cancelled tomorrow's lunch.
-Went to blood drive.
-Came back to message that sandwich guy called.
-Sandwich guy afraid they did something to make us mad and cancel.
-Reassured him that it's not them, it's our douchebag.
-Cancel last insult, it's just my ire.
-Then got phone call from non-native English speaker droning on, blahblahblah.
-Wouldn't shut up.
-Finally (hopefully) managed to figure out who he wanted to speak to.
-Said person neither particularly "young" or "good-looking."

I want to bludgeon someone.