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I wonder if I could ask from you a favor. Would you-for me-please do something despicable? Well, maybe that's a bit drastic. Maybe just something that's slightly low. I don't mean anything as bad as, oh, kidnapping or the maiming of a beloved pet. Maybe something along the lines of littering. Or not recycling. Or dropping a six-pack ring into the water without snipping it. You see, I'm trying to fall out of love with you. Your bad deed would ease my task.