thoughts on tea
Normali-tea: builders
Reali-tea: first cup of the day
Mortali-tea: earl gray with arsenic
Cruel-tea: you make a brew then discover there's no milk
Trage-tea: you make a brew with milk and discover that the milk is sour
Speciali-tea/Surreali-tea: tea with mushrooms
Superficiali-tea/Mundani-tea: shit tea in a polystyrene cup with lukewarm water and UHT milk
Morali-tea: tea with soya milk
Sinceri-tea: tea made properly in a teapot
Frivoli-tea: tea with that fancy sugar you get in posh restaurants
Duali-tea: tea and coffee in the same cup
Nump-tea: when you forget to put the water in
Electrici-tea: the last cup in a teapot that's been brewing for half an hour
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I spent 3 hours lying in bed this morning coming up with these! hmmmm...
feel free to add your own :)
Reali-tea: first cup of the day
Mortali-tea: earl gray with arsenic
Cruel-tea: you make a brew then discover there's no milk
Trage-tea: you make a brew with milk and discover that the milk is sour
Speciali-tea/Surreali-tea: tea with mushrooms
Superficiali-tea/Mundani-tea: shit tea in a polystyrene cup with lukewarm water and UHT milk
Morali-tea: tea with soya milk
Sinceri-tea: tea made properly in a teapot
Frivoli-tea: tea with that fancy sugar you get in posh restaurants
Duali-tea: tea and coffee in the same cup
Nump-tea: when you forget to put the water in
Electrici-tea: the last cup in a teapot that's been brewing for half an hour
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I spent 3 hours lying in bed this morning coming up with these! hmmmm...
feel free to add your own :)