[& fffff]
I hate being competitive.
David was ragging on me about how I'm a "wussy Dolphin fan" in that I don't watch all their games. Which I responded, "If I wanted to be depressed, I'd watch ASPCA commercials. And I watch games!"
"Not all of them."
"Yes because I want to watch 9ners/Dolphins or Patriots/Dolphins or Giants/Dolphins. There's not enough alcohol in this house."
"I bet you couldn't watch a whole season. I mean, a real fan could. And they'd watch Hard Knocks." Cue troll face.
Indignant glare, starts throwing pillows. "A bet? Huh? You think I'm not a real fan? After twenty three years of rooting for a team that hasn't even appeared in a Super Bowl and has been in the post season five times?! And those were wildcard games! Including Dan Marino's last game that they lost 62-7 against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Are you--fuck it, I'll watch every game, just to shut you up Mr. I'm-only-a-49ners-fan-because-they-won-a-lot-when-I-started-watching-football! And I won't drink! I'll suffer like a monk to show you that watching them suck in ineptitude is worse than just watching the ticker on Sportscenter. I'll show you! I'll wear a Mark Sanchez jersey if they're better than 7-9. And if they're not, you owe me dinner--expensive dinner, we're talking Shula's--if I'm right because I will be."
"Deal. And not a Tom Brady one?"
"Don't push your fucking luck."
Dang it.
Good Night and Good Luck.
David was ragging on me about how I'm a "wussy Dolphin fan" in that I don't watch all their games. Which I responded, "If I wanted to be depressed, I'd watch ASPCA commercials. And I watch games!"
"Not all of them."
"Yes because I want to watch 9ners/Dolphins or Patriots/Dolphins or Giants/Dolphins. There's not enough alcohol in this house."
"I bet you couldn't watch a whole season. I mean, a real fan could. And they'd watch Hard Knocks." Cue troll face.
Indignant glare, starts throwing pillows. "A bet? Huh? You think I'm not a real fan? After twenty three years of rooting for a team that hasn't even appeared in a Super Bowl and has been in the post season five times?! And those were wildcard games! Including Dan Marino's last game that they lost 62-7 against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Are you--fuck it, I'll watch every game, just to shut you up Mr. I'm-only-a-49ners-fan-because-they-won-a-lot-when-I-started-watching-football! And I won't drink! I'll suffer like a monk to show you that watching them suck in ineptitude is worse than just watching the ticker on Sportscenter. I'll show you! I'll wear a Mark Sanchez jersey if they're better than 7-9. And if they're not, you owe me dinner--expensive dinner, we're talking Shula's--if I'm right because I will be."
"Deal. And not a Tom Brady one?"
"Don't push your fucking luck."
Dang it.
Good Night and Good Luck.