[& NFL: Metrodome go BOOM! | Cold Steam Rolling | Autograph Gaffe?]
First off is the video everyone has probably seen but dang:
On top of this, the plane carrying the Giants couldn't even get INTO Minnesota so it's stranded into KC. The NFL decided to make this a Monday night game instead and it's in...Detroit? For the poor bastards that bought tickets to this game, you'll have prime seating if you make the journey (on the 50, regardless of your ticket) and to the people in Detroit--FREE NFL GAME!
Edit: After 2 hrs in 12 degrees, the tickets have sold out.
Of course this gives old man Favre time to recover from his shoulder injury so the "streak" will stay alive. Blah blah. Wank wank.
Edit:
Ok, fuck you Trent Dilfer--Brett Favre may have started about 80% of those games or even 90% of those games for the team but you DAMN well know that mother fucker is a Diva and HAS started when his old broke ass shouldn't have started.
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One of my favorite QBs for his running ability and title belt celebration, Aaron Rodgers has been concussed for the second time this year this time during the game against Detroit. Pulled out after the second quarter, the Lions (?!) went on to win 7-3 but next week they have the Patriots and after the sheer violent decimation of the Bears, the Pack will have to be firing on all cylinders if they want to stand a chance.
I can't blame Rodgers though--he's mobile but not running back mobile. Somewhere between Mike Vick and Drew Brees. And he just wanted to get a first down while not sliding like some pussy bitch. Though he may have rattled his brain, he gets MAN POINTS. RAH!
The Pack better also hope it doesn't snow--Patriots during the Brady Era have won every. Single. Game when it snows. (Yes that includes that Tuck Rule game and before every Pats fan jumps down my throat, fuck that rule it was stupid then, it's stupid now, it's like the process of the catch shit and I would still be pissed if it was the Dolphins involved. So can it. And it actually caused a win for the Dolphins against the Patriots after it's implantation and I yelled because it was dumb) So who will Old Man Winter favor?
Random aside--the Bears are like THE cold weather team. Like that entire division--Packers, Bears, Minni, Detroit is just snow smash mouth. It's fucking cold. You see Vince Lombardi on the side lines in a trench smoking. You see William Perry in all his mass lining up to flatten some poor bastard on the other side of the field. Breath coming out of mouths and noses like angry bulls, snow being swept out of the way by bloodied and taped up hands on the line. Blowers cleaning every ten yards. It's Leon Litt, it's Barry Sanders just---
And you get smashed that badly? Like not badly, we mean fucking embarrassing. And you know what? They deserved it. You fuck around that much and you're not going to win. God Jay Cutler is terrible. Someone takes that poor bastard out to pasture and shoot him like a merciful god. And by shoot I mean send him to the UFL like Dante Culpepper.
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Why is everyone jumping down Tashard Choice getting an autograph from Mike Vick? Pretty much when your season is going like a helmet to the junk:
You can do everything short of giving the opposing team a lap dance and the Cowboys shouldn't be able to say shit. Besides, who did it hurt? Nobody. Come off of it.
Also this picture cracks me up. "NO! MINE! STOP! IMMA TELL! MOOOOOOOM!"
I know you're supposed to get patted down before flying but jesus that was a straight up muggin'.
Continuing on the picture train:
All I hear is Darth Vader's voice as he walks into the Hoth's base. Only difference is I like Darth Vader.
"Order six piece chicken McNuggets. Get seven. Fuck Yeah!"
Quick Bites:
*MJD is amazing. He's like a little boar. He will run you the fuck over. And he's tiny. It's so adorable. Except when you're on the receiving end.
*Yay Bills on doing better! Get it boys! /z snap.
*THANKS DARREN MCFADDEN FOR FINALLY DOING SOMETHING AFTER I DROP YOU FROM MY FANTASY TEAM. I SHOULD EAT YOUR HEART AND SHIT OUT YOUR SOUL BECAUSE I NEEDED THAT GAME TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS FFFFUUUUU
*Ghram Gano, I'm so sorry. You're the kicker of the Redskins but you also missed field goal after field goal. Which resulted in the Bucs winning. If I ever meet you, I'm buying you a drink.
*Isn't it weird that the Bucs have a winning record and are pretty darn good and no one's talking about them? I'm not a Bucs fan but they can't even get games broadcasted around here. Black out after black out.
*Denver. Play Tim Tebow. What have you got to lose? Games? Like you haven't lost enough of those already, what's a few more.
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Ok, this whole Jets tripping Dolphins player thing I'm sorta over. I...ok, let me start at the beginning.
The game itself I watched through both hands on my face peeking out because there is NO REASON THE DOLPHINS WON THAT GAME. NONE. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad. So fucking glad. But hell, the 'fins should've lost. The only reason they one was the Dolphin's punter punted an average of 54.6 yards because the man has an amazing foot. Do you know how long 54.6 yards is? Almost as long as my imaginary dick. Three trips into the red zone and just fail for the Jets. Mark Sanchez imploded. Nobody could hold on to anything. And there was only ONE touchdown. The Jets have scored 9 points in the last two games. I don't know what the fuck is going on with them.
I mean, hell, I'M fine with it but damn.
Now the trip. Yes it's dirty. It's skeezy. It could have damaged poor Nolan Carroll to the point where he couldn't play football (it was right by his ACL/MCL situation) And yes, I would like something not nice to happen to the guy. I'm fine with suspension though. Or firing like most people are calling for. He (the tripper, Sal Alosi) put out a statement and apologized publicly in a press conference. Carroll was out of bounds yes, but he's called a "gunner" for more than one reason. HE knows he was out of bounds. The player returning does not and can run into someone who CAN block him. Common tactic.
Either fire him or suspend him. Either way, I'm over it.
Wow, I've learned to let shit go with football. Something wrong with me? /feels forehead.
Football: Because you're been so distant.
Me: Damn right. Cam Newton has the Heisman, Urban Meyer quit, and don't even get me started on the NFL. You got a lot of work to do.
Football: /sulks.
Good Night and Good Luck.
Click to viewOn top of this, the plane carrying the Giants couldn't even get INTO Minnesota so it's stranded into KC. The NFL decided to make this a Monday night game instead and it's in...Detroit? For the poor bastards that bought tickets to this game, you'll have prime seating if you make the journey (on the 50, regardless of your ticket) and to the people in Detroit--FREE NFL GAME!
Edit: After 2 hrs in 12 degrees, the tickets have sold out.
Of course this gives old man Favre time to recover from his shoulder injury so the "streak" will stay alive. Blah blah. Wank wank.
Edit:
Ok, fuck you Trent Dilfer--Brett Favre may have started about 80% of those games or even 90% of those games for the team but you DAMN well know that mother fucker is a Diva and HAS started when his old broke ass shouldn't have started.
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One of my favorite QBs for his running ability and title belt celebration, Aaron Rodgers has been concussed for the second time this year this time during the game against Detroit. Pulled out after the second quarter, the Lions (?!) went on to win 7-3 but next week they have the Patriots and after the sheer violent decimation of the Bears, the Pack will have to be firing on all cylinders if they want to stand a chance.
I can't blame Rodgers though--he's mobile but not running back mobile. Somewhere between Mike Vick and Drew Brees. And he just wanted to get a first down while not sliding like some pussy bitch. Though he may have rattled his brain, he gets MAN POINTS. RAH!
The Pack better also hope it doesn't snow--Patriots during the Brady Era have won every. Single. Game when it snows. (Yes that includes that Tuck Rule game and before every Pats fan jumps down my throat, fuck that rule it was stupid then, it's stupid now, it's like the process of the catch shit and I would still be pissed if it was the Dolphins involved. So can it. And it actually caused a win for the Dolphins against the Patriots after it's implantation and I yelled because it was dumb) So who will Old Man Winter favor?
Random aside--the Bears are like THE cold weather team. Like that entire division--Packers, Bears, Minni, Detroit is just snow smash mouth. It's fucking cold. You see Vince Lombardi on the side lines in a trench smoking. You see William Perry in all his mass lining up to flatten some poor bastard on the other side of the field. Breath coming out of mouths and noses like angry bulls, snow being swept out of the way by bloodied and taped up hands on the line. Blowers cleaning every ten yards. It's Leon Litt, it's Barry Sanders just---
And you get smashed that badly? Like not badly, we mean fucking embarrassing. And you know what? They deserved it. You fuck around that much and you're not going to win. God Jay Cutler is terrible. Someone takes that poor bastard out to pasture and shoot him like a merciful god. And by shoot I mean send him to the UFL like Dante Culpepper.
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Why is everyone jumping down Tashard Choice getting an autograph from Mike Vick? Pretty much when your season is going like a helmet to the junk:
You can do everything short of giving the opposing team a lap dance and the Cowboys shouldn't be able to say shit. Besides, who did it hurt? Nobody. Come off of it.
Also this picture cracks me up. "NO! MINE! STOP! IMMA TELL! MOOOOOOOM!"
I know you're supposed to get patted down before flying but jesus that was a straight up muggin'.
Continuing on the picture train:
All I hear is Darth Vader's voice as he walks into the Hoth's base. Only difference is I like Darth Vader.
"Order six piece chicken McNuggets. Get seven. Fuck Yeah!"
Quick Bites:
*MJD is amazing. He's like a little boar. He will run you the fuck over. And he's tiny. It's so adorable. Except when you're on the receiving end.
*Yay Bills on doing better! Get it boys! /z snap.
*THANKS DARREN MCFADDEN FOR FINALLY DOING SOMETHING AFTER I DROP YOU FROM MY FANTASY TEAM. I SHOULD EAT YOUR HEART AND SHIT OUT YOUR SOUL BECAUSE I NEEDED THAT GAME TO GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS FFFFUUUUU
*Ghram Gano, I'm so sorry. You're the kicker of the Redskins but you also missed field goal after field goal. Which resulted in the Bucs winning. If I ever meet you, I'm buying you a drink.
*Isn't it weird that the Bucs have a winning record and are pretty darn good and no one's talking about them? I'm not a Bucs fan but they can't even get games broadcasted around here. Black out after black out.
*Denver. Play Tim Tebow. What have you got to lose? Games? Like you haven't lost enough of those already, what's a few more.
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Ok, this whole Jets tripping Dolphins player thing I'm sorta over. I...ok, let me start at the beginning.
The game itself I watched through both hands on my face peeking out because there is NO REASON THE DOLPHINS WON THAT GAME. NONE. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad. So fucking glad. But hell, the 'fins should've lost. The only reason they one was the Dolphin's punter punted an average of 54.6 yards because the man has an amazing foot. Do you know how long 54.6 yards is? Almost as long as my imaginary dick. Three trips into the red zone and just fail for the Jets. Mark Sanchez imploded. Nobody could hold on to anything. And there was only ONE touchdown. The Jets have scored 9 points in the last two games. I don't know what the fuck is going on with them.
I mean, hell, I'M fine with it but damn.
Now the trip. Yes it's dirty. It's skeezy. It could have damaged poor Nolan Carroll to the point where he couldn't play football (it was right by his ACL/MCL situation) And yes, I would like something not nice to happen to the guy. I'm fine with suspension though. Or firing like most people are calling for. He (the tripper, Sal Alosi) put out a statement and apologized publicly in a press conference. Carroll was out of bounds yes, but he's called a "gunner" for more than one reason. HE knows he was out of bounds. The player returning does not and can run into someone who CAN block him. Common tactic.
Either fire him or suspend him. Either way, I'm over it.
Wow, I've learned to let shit go with football. Something wrong with me? /feels forehead.
Football: Because you're been so distant.
Me: Damn right. Cam Newton has the Heisman, Urban Meyer quit, and don't even get me started on the NFL. You got a lot of work to do.
Football: /sulks.
Good Night and Good Luck.