Hooray for Imperialism
Meh4354: i want a brittish guy
Meh4354: wait no that came out wrong
Meh4354: just like a pet
Meh4354: to follow me around and speak brittish
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...y'know, most guys would want threesomes with 2 other girls.
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but not you..no you want a british guy to follow you around
Meh4354: well i mean if your offering but somehow i dont see that happening. until then i would like a brittish man to follow me around
XxJadedxAngelsxX: makes sense
Meh4354: and no, i dont want a threesome with the brittish man
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...i don't think you can have a threesome with a britsh man
XxJadedxAngelsxX: considering there would only be 2 of you
Meh4354: hmm these things happen
XxJadedxAngelsxX: indeed
Meh4354: hey liz.. you like brittish guys
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...no i like australians- they often get mixed up
Meh4354: australians are just the congers to the british new city
XxJadedxAngelsxX: that may be true, but australians have kangaroos and koalas. what do the british have? bad teeth.
Meh4354: and tea
Meh4354: hm and other stuff probably
Meh4354: big ben, maybe
XxJadedxAngelsxX: well, technically, the indians had those
Meh4354: eh
XxJadedxAngelsxX: big ben is just conpensating
Meh4354: well you got me there. nobody ever says 'you know who's really hung? the british.'
XxJadedxAngelsxX: exactly
Meh4354: eh wat are you gonna do about it. ur asian
Meh4354: see the british wanted to take over people but they had a small penis so they had to take over people with even smaller cocks so they got china n india n such
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and thus began imperialism
Meh4354: which ended with big american penis
Meh4354: gotta give italy credit though, went the classy way goin for africa
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...didn't they lose?
Meh4354: with style
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ah
Meh4354: but they were up against the blacks, so i think they deserve a little credit
XxJadedxAngelsxX: well...technically, weren't they against brown people
Meh4354: ethiopia
Meh4354: brownish/black
Meh4354: *poor
XxJadedxAngelsxX: eh, they lost in the end when they converted to christianity.
XxJadedxAngelsxX: so in a way, italy won
Meh4354: yup
Meh4354: conclusivly proving that italians have bigger dicks than black guys
Meh4354: end of story
Meh4354: blahblahblahblahblahblah
XxJadedxAngelsxX: of course- it all makes sense now
Meh4354: damn straight
Meh4354: wait no that came out wrong
Meh4354: just like a pet
Meh4354: to follow me around and speak brittish
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...y'know, most guys would want threesomes with 2 other girls.
XxJadedxAngelsxX: but not you..no you want a british guy to follow you around
Meh4354: well i mean if your offering but somehow i dont see that happening. until then i would like a brittish man to follow me around
XxJadedxAngelsxX: makes sense
Meh4354: and no, i dont want a threesome with the brittish man
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...i don't think you can have a threesome with a britsh man
XxJadedxAngelsxX: considering there would only be 2 of you
Meh4354: hmm these things happen
XxJadedxAngelsxX: indeed
Meh4354: hey liz.. you like brittish guys
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...no i like australians- they often get mixed up
Meh4354: australians are just the congers to the british new city
XxJadedxAngelsxX: that may be true, but australians have kangaroos and koalas. what do the british have? bad teeth.
Meh4354: and tea
Meh4354: hm and other stuff probably
Meh4354: big ben, maybe
XxJadedxAngelsxX: well, technically, the indians had those
Meh4354: eh
XxJadedxAngelsxX: big ben is just conpensating
Meh4354: well you got me there. nobody ever says 'you know who's really hung? the british.'
XxJadedxAngelsxX: exactly
Meh4354: eh wat are you gonna do about it. ur asian
Meh4354: see the british wanted to take over people but they had a small penis so they had to take over people with even smaller cocks so they got china n india n such
XxJadedxAngelsxX: and thus began imperialism
Meh4354: which ended with big american penis
Meh4354: gotta give italy credit though, went the classy way goin for africa
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ...didn't they lose?
Meh4354: with style
XxJadedxAngelsxX: ah
Meh4354: but they were up against the blacks, so i think they deserve a little credit
XxJadedxAngelsxX: well...technically, weren't they against brown people
Meh4354: ethiopia
Meh4354: brownish/black
Meh4354: *poor
XxJadedxAngelsxX: eh, they lost in the end when they converted to christianity.
XxJadedxAngelsxX: so in a way, italy won
Meh4354: yup
Meh4354: conclusivly proving that italians have bigger dicks than black guys
Meh4354: end of story
Meh4354: blahblahblahblahblahblah
XxJadedxAngelsxX: of course- it all makes sense now
Meh4354: damn straight