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last week my chemistry TA asked me on a date. i said yes, but then it hit me: WHOA, HUGE CONFLICT OF INTERESTS, so i suggested we wait for the end of the semester. then i talked to him on the phone, and he kind of seems like an uber-herb (i.e. "if we start dating, i have to warn you, i love to cuddle," or even, "i got my ass kicked a lot in high school because i was really smart and i threw off the curve"). right.
moving on.
this fat azn my sister worked with at the seagal company has been hounding her to hang out. it's blaringly evident that he wants her, and she couldn't be more repulsed. recently, he asked her to go do something which most likely would have caused severe visceral complications, so she politely declined. then he wrote her this EIGHT paragraph email. he started off by explaining that he suspects she thinks he might harbor "more than friendship type feelings," and she was sorely mistaken. then, THIS paragraph followed THAT statement:
You know ... I am attracted to you. I think you are a wonderful person! I like the fact that you said thank you every time the waiter and waitress came over that night we went out. I like the fact that you show compassion ... I don't know how many times I've heard you say awwwww, I like the fact that you stress out over how much to tip someone because you know they depend on tips or that you tip 20 percent even though you hated your hair cut and cried about it... I wish I could tell you this in person, but wasn't sure when we would meet up again. I want to let you know that I like the fact that you love your family and visit your grandparents .. and beat yourself up about not visiting them enough. I like the fact that you took the time out to think of a gift that I would enjoy for my baptism and that you looked happy when you knew it was a good idea. You were happy to make someone else happy. Heck .. I even like the way you eat sno caps ... when you rip the box
open and lick your finger to pick up the little white pieces that fell off. I hope I'm not scaring you or anything.
and to top it off:
My shrink has been pushing me to let you know how I feel. Part of the
reason why I want to stop going. Yes, we talk about you - quite often.
this man of the asian persuasion is sadly out-of-tune!
i'm going to write an essay tonight and do laundry. then i will proceed to masturbate something fierce!
moving on.
this fat azn my sister worked with at the seagal company has been hounding her to hang out. it's blaringly evident that he wants her, and she couldn't be more repulsed. recently, he asked her to go do something which most likely would have caused severe visceral complications, so she politely declined. then he wrote her this EIGHT paragraph email. he started off by explaining that he suspects she thinks he might harbor "more than friendship type feelings," and she was sorely mistaken. then, THIS paragraph followed THAT statement:
You know ... I am attracted to you. I think you are a wonderful person! I like the fact that you said thank you every time the waiter and waitress came over that night we went out. I like the fact that you show compassion ... I don't know how many times I've heard you say awwwww, I like the fact that you stress out over how much to tip someone because you know they depend on tips or that you tip 20 percent even though you hated your hair cut and cried about it... I wish I could tell you this in person, but wasn't sure when we would meet up again. I want to let you know that I like the fact that you love your family and visit your grandparents .. and beat yourself up about not visiting them enough. I like the fact that you took the time out to think of a gift that I would enjoy for my baptism and that you looked happy when you knew it was a good idea. You were happy to make someone else happy. Heck .. I even like the way you eat sno caps ... when you rip the box
open and lick your finger to pick up the little white pieces that fell off. I hope I'm not scaring you or anything.
and to top it off:
My shrink has been pushing me to let you know how I feel. Part of the
reason why I want to stop going. Yes, we talk about you - quite often.
this man of the asian persuasion is sadly out-of-tune!
i'm going to write an essay tonight and do laundry. then i will proceed to masturbate something fierce!