AND LET YOUR HOMIES KNOW WHO DONE IT
some of you have already been informed, but i'd like to get the word out on the street. i'm writing a book. it will be entitled Pink Chocolate: Anatomy of the African-American Vagina. my experience with writing books is nil, but, nevertheless, i'm optimistic.
has anyone seen the MTV true life: i'm a high school senior? well, there was this human turd on it from long beach, NY who was jonesin to go to notre dame, got rejected, and ended up going to SUNY binghamton. plenty of belly aching ensued -- he was real yeller. ANYWAY. last night after picking up my laundry, raquel informed me that this punk lived in the basement of our dorm with the other basement dwelling skels. so we went to his room and i wrote 'NOTRE DAME' on the door with his dry erase marker, fancying he would see it and cry like a fancy boy. well, i hadn't even time to drop the marker when i heard the toilet flush and spotted his roommate exiting the bathroom. NEEDLESS TO SAY I BOOKED. NEEDLESS TO SAY LIKE A MANIAC.
NEEDLESS TO SAY IT WAS A PELL-MELL.
the year has started out in fine fashion. i mean, despite the fact i don't know what to do with my life, and am grappling with severe issues of self-castigation (who am i? why am i here?), it's all gravy. i think the release of Pink Chocolate will really improve my condition. as i said, i'm optimistic.
has anyone seen the MTV true life: i'm a high school senior? well, there was this human turd on it from long beach, NY who was jonesin to go to notre dame, got rejected, and ended up going to SUNY binghamton. plenty of belly aching ensued -- he was real yeller. ANYWAY. last night after picking up my laundry, raquel informed me that this punk lived in the basement of our dorm with the other basement dwelling skels. so we went to his room and i wrote 'NOTRE DAME' on the door with his dry erase marker, fancying he would see it and cry like a fancy boy. well, i hadn't even time to drop the marker when i heard the toilet flush and spotted his roommate exiting the bathroom. NEEDLESS TO SAY I BOOKED. NEEDLESS TO SAY LIKE A MANIAC.
NEEDLESS TO SAY IT WAS A PELL-MELL.
the year has started out in fine fashion. i mean, despite the fact i don't know what to do with my life, and am grappling with severe issues of self-castigation (who am i? why am i here?), it's all gravy. i think the release of Pink Chocolate will really improve my condition. as i said, i'm optimistic.