"here's 400 dollars, and it's not for diapers."
this entry is being composed by a muchacha mucha consada. and i don't care what any of you naysayers might attempt to nay, so stifle your naying: working a 12 hour day is ridiculously fun. so fun it's almost deplorable!
i told the guys in the kitchen at work that my name is carlito. i think they believe me. even though the chef CC stuck his tongue in my ear in the walk-in freezer, it's irrefutable that working with latinos never fails to add mirth to my job.
tonight was really awful. i fucked up many times. i won't upset you with the details; those will remain forever etched in my mind's eye. but, nevertheless, thanks for listening.
today at lunch a woman was sitting at the bar. this is what she said: "yeah, i have a woman gynecologist. she's not a dyke, though. NO WAY. and, i mean, you would not believe how many dykes are gynecologists. it's sick! you really need to watch out for yourself." moreover, this statement followed: "endoscopy would be a great field. you get to stick things up people's hinnie-holes." you want to know what i said? I SAID, "lady, you're like a mother fucking saturday, NO CLASS!*"
*thanks, tyler.
i told the guys in the kitchen at work that my name is carlito. i think they believe me. even though the chef CC stuck his tongue in my ear in the walk-in freezer, it's irrefutable that working with latinos never fails to add mirth to my job.
tonight was really awful. i fucked up many times. i won't upset you with the details; those will remain forever etched in my mind's eye. but, nevertheless, thanks for listening.
today at lunch a woman was sitting at the bar. this is what she said: "yeah, i have a woman gynecologist. she's not a dyke, though. NO WAY. and, i mean, you would not believe how many dykes are gynecologists. it's sick! you really need to watch out for yourself." moreover, this statement followed: "endoscopy would be a great field. you get to stick things up people's hinnie-holes." you want to know what i said? I SAID, "lady, you're like a mother fucking saturday, NO CLASS!*"
*thanks, tyler.