Oh dear. I was just cleaning out my drawer, and under a pile of pencils and odd paper scraps I found a small envelope containing $215. Smallish bills, nothing bigger than a 20.
Following my initial reaction of "Holy shit, rock on!", I am now vaguely concerned. Did I set it aside for some kind of housing/school payment that is now long forgetten? Did I win a prize for just being awesome? Am I pimping and/or dealing illegal substance in the shady hours of the night without even knowning it? Who's coming for me?! Will $215 be enough to stop him? Maybe I'm on a foreign prank show?
I mean, I really want to go out and buy a snazzy
used scooter or something, but if this was earmarked for something significant, that's probably not the brightest idea.