"marriage is just one really long date..."

[rubiashmubia]

Or something like that.

Speaking of, I have a date tonight. An actual pick-you-up, take-you-out date. Who does this anymore?!?! I have to admit, it feels pretty fabulous. I feel pretty fabulous. And if my radar is working correctly (and I think it is), she's pretty fabulous.

And an Army police officer. You know what that means, folks.

Handcuffs.