a long long time ago...

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Alright, here it is. The Star Wars Post

star wars iv: a new hope
cast: mark hamill, harrison ford, carrie fisher
what imdb says: Luke Skywalker leaves his home planet, teams up with other rebels, and tries to save Princess Leia from the evil clutches of Darth Vader.

star wars v: the empire strikes back
cast: mark hamill, harrison ford, carrie fisher
what imdb says: While Luke takes advanced Jedi training from Yoda, his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader as part of his plan to capture Luke.

star wars vi: return of the jedi
cast: mark hamill, harrison ford, carrie fisher
what imdb says: After rescuing Han Solo from the palace of Jabba the Hutt, the Rebels attempt to destroy the Second Death Star, while Luke Skywalker tries to bring his father back to the Light Side of the Force.

1. I'll admit it, I hadn't seen Star Wars (ANY OF THEM) before this summer. I knew all the twists and the lines and the characters and I'd even gone as far as seeing Spaceballs. But I had never seen Star Wars. My friend Dan was kind enough to fix this for me and forced me to sit down and watch the originals in order. And I am really glad I did. I feel like I'm a better nerd because of it.
2. Out of the three, clearly Empire is the best one. I mean, the original is pretty good, but number two kicks it's ass. Return of the Jedi didn't thrill me too much either.
3. I thought R2D2 and C3PO were supposed to be cool. Fuck that. C3P0 is the most annoying movie character ever. I whined every time he said one word.
4. Princess Leia is pretty badass.
5. I played the score to this stuff in band in high school, holy crap the flute parts are hard.
6. CHEWBACCA ♥ As a wise nerdfighter once said, Chewy for President!
7. I always knew about the whole long time ago, galaxy far away thing... but I never connected that that meant that the movies were set in the past. CRAZY
8. This video is like a hundred million times cooler now that I've seen the movies.
9. I also now appreciate articles like this. Mostly because they are hilariously true.
10. Luke whines an awful lot.
11. I've run out of things to say :)
12. NO WAIT! HAVE SOME HILARIOUS CARRIE FISHER! I love her.

coming soon: burn after reading, miss pettigrew lives for a day, michael clayton, the answer man, revolutionary road, choke, rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, paris je t'aime