Of course you can't see! I just a shot a blank in your fucking eye!

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in bruges
cast: colin farrell, brendan gleeson, ralph fiennes, clemence poesy
what imdb says: Holed up in Bruges, Belgium after a difficult job, two hit men begin to differ on their views of life and death as they become used to local customs.

1. This movie was hilarious, and dark and awesome. Martin McDonagh is a genius. I had read his play The Pillowman in school last semester and had no idea that he did this until somebody told me to watch it. He's just so clever.
2. The give and take between Ray and Ken is sort of hysterical. They're like an old married couple. And I seriously cannot get over how ridiculous Ralph Fiennes can be. His character is awesome
3. This movie has more cursing in it than any movie ever. Probably. Okay, well that's probably untrue. But this is: The word 'fuck' and its derivatives are said 126 times in this 107-minute film, an average of 1.18 'fucks' per minute. (IMDB for the win).
4. Clemence Poesy was sort of annoying in this, buy a far cry from how annoying Fleur is in HP
5. Speaking of HP (3 DAYS!!!), three actors in this movie are in that one. Fleur, Voldy, and Mad Eye Moody. Crazy awesome.
6. I typically love action movies. It's actually really strange because I also can be very easily won over by the cheesiest of romantic comedies. Anyway, this movie is epic, and people die and there's blood and guts and a chase scene. So, it's a win.
7. I'm actually really pissed that I didn't see this at the beginning of the school year. What the hell was I thinking?
8. Anddd finally, after seeing this movie, I dare you to not love saying "fuckin' Bruges" all the time. And in the accent is even better. Fuckin' Bruges.

As an added bonus! A youtube video compilation of all the cursing in Bruges :)

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coming soon: quantum of solace, away we go, star wars (IV-VI), postcards from the edge