My Bachelorette Challenge --- Day 3 & 4
Welcome back to my spiffy, super duper Bachelorette Challenge. Eh, ok, so it doesn't really have a name. But I don't really care. Truthfully this challenge "ended" how many months ago? Yeah, so I'll try to catch you up as best as I can. It may be hard as I don't remember specifically what happened. Also, this runs more like a pic spam than a story. So please bear with me.
In our last episode two bachelors, Pan Flute and Bebo Blu, were found guilty of not paying attention to my simself, and were asked to leave. Now only 5 of the original 7 bachelor sims remain. Who will be my Romeo?
"Who will be my ONE TRUE LOVE!?"
"You're such a drama queen."
"Shut up, Victor."
Hot tub talk was really uneventful. Ant, Victor, and Kai were the ones who got to the statute first, so they were the ones who joined me. Leaving Caerwyn and Gaius out to the other tub.
Soon it was time for Chess Game Dates. Also, probably one of the few times I'm going to get creative and write down some conversation. Victor was up first, as he was doing nothing. But he and my simself were having an off day...
"So I think you should wear a dress tomorrow. You've got great legs, and frankly--"
"I'm not wearing a dress tomorrow."
"Well at least wear less make-up. You look like a racoon."
"Who are you? The fashion police? My make-up is just fine! Ugh!"
"...
Fine, lets talk about something else."
"If you bring up kissing again I'm going to punch you."
"Oh... Well, I wasn't going to bring up kissing. So there."
"So, if you win the challenge and we get married are you going to still be one of those guys who thinks all women only belong in the kitchen or the bedroom?"
"Well, historically speaking, the women of my time---"
"Well, historically speaking, we aren't in your time."
"... I love you?"
"Don't shoot! I come in peace!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I hear you're chewing off everyone's heads. Something wrong?"
"No. Mind your own business if you value your life."
"Gee, you're such a good friend."
"Sigh, I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated and anxious about all this finding my Romeo stuff."
"So, you decided to frustrate your gentlemen callers, thus, making them anxious about their positions in this race instead?"
"Maybe..."
"If you don't want this to spread around, you'll probably want to pay me a little incentive..."
"And here I thought you were a popularity sim..."
"So I just don't know. What if I'm wrong about finding my love now? I mean, tying myself to someone for the rest of my run as a simself is risky. Sometimes I get so anxious about it I pack up my suit case and attempt to run. Of course the producers always catch me... I should plan my escape better..."
"You shouldn't run from your problems. Instead, you should confront them head on. Even if you fail to stand your ground, at least you can take solace in the fact that you did not run away."
"That's... Probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
"Well, maybe if someone stopped trying to force plot into a simple challenge I wouldn't have to say such garbage."
"... Touche."
"Hi mommy!"
"Ant, stop calling me mommy."
"Are we going to start kissing tomorrow, mommy?"
"That's it, chess date over!"
So sim Sushi is a little disagreeable tonight. But I blame that on a lack of sleep and not my natural disagreeable nature... *cough*
Early the next morning we got ready for a new day. ... What? I'm not wearing a dress and toning down my make-up because anyone in the house suggested that I should... Stop looking at me!
Anyway, the guys aren't complaining.
Anyway, it's time for two flirts with each guy before noon. As we are all friends, it should go over nicely. I should also mention that I use the same two flirts on each guy. The flirts are decided by whoever has the fewer options.
Everything went pretty well... Although I did cringe when my simself flirted with Ant. It's a little weird, as he keeps calling me mommy. She even look like she's preparing herself for what she has to do.
And all too soon noon came... And went. Stupid clock stopped. So around 1:30 it was decided...
That Caerwyn would go home. Huh, so the Taurus family sim goes home? Go figure.
It was a close race:
Kai - 146
Ant - 142
Gaius - 141
Victor - 140
Caerwyn - 139
Victor is hanging on by a thread, and Kai is still in the lead.
So goodbye Caerwyn! You should have paid more attention to me... Although you were more attentive than the others! Go figure! See ya! And all that.
It is again hot tub time. Ant, Gaius, and Victor are the ones to join me. Leaving Kai to do whatever he likes, as there is no one to share the second tub with him.
I believe the topic was opposite day and how we would all behave.
Also, clone day. Or is it imitation day? I forget.
Somehow this lead to the favorite running joke in the house.
As well as threats of being kicked out should they ever mention it again.
Somehow this lead to insults of other contestants' pasts.
And then Victor called my simself to the hot tub for some "quality time" together. In front of everyone. I figured it was time to get out by then. I didn't need daggered hearts and boings sounds flying all over the place.
After trying to throw off Victor's advances for however many times, we had a nice dinner, and then it was time for some "Share Interests" dates.
Altogether, uneventful.
With an uneventful night and morning. I should also mention that each contestant has a bed now. Although a good number of them still sleep in the recliners.
The line of compliments start early, and soon it is time to unlock my bedroom door and let flirting time begin.
And so it was decided...
Ant would go home.
The Scores:
Gaius - 155
Victor - 155
Kai - 151
Ant - 140
"See you, Ant. It just wasn't meant to be. (It would be too creepy if it was...)"
"Where am I going now, mommy?"
"Hopefully somewhere far, far away. So far away that I won't have to see you naked anymore... Be sure to come back for the wedding!"
"Sound neat! See you later, mommy!"
And so ends another chapter of whatever it is that this is called. Tune in next time, in 57 years for the finale of our challenge! See you soon! And by "soon" I mean "soon time on Saturn"! TTFN!