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Aug 06, 2005 00:23

Google your name like this "Heather is" (using your own name) and select 10 of the best.

1. Heather, is thirteen and a half years old. She is “special.”
2. Heather is the one with the muscles
3. Heather is the best photographer I know
4. Heather is currently attaching talent to an independent $20M Romantic Comedy
5. Heather is believed to bring good luck
6. Heather is master of the sleeping BJ
7. Heather is pregnant, read all about it
8. Heather is arrested, questioned, and put through incredibly illegal but also incredibly inexplicable maneuvers
9. Heather is able to do a number of quite remarkable things
10. Heather is a whore

I'm so stupid.
But really, it's hilarious.
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