amy and josh's fire rescue sex conversation....

Sep 28, 2005 13:50

Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Doubleagent775: ?
Crazy Polish Gal: that survey you posted
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: i have to send you the answers
Doubleagent775: ok
Doubleagent775: ok
Crazy Polish Gal: k
Crazy Polish Gal: hold on
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: its not letting me send
Crazy Polish Gal: Name___amy delphine zeilinga______
Doubleagent775: hmm
Crazy Polish Gal: Age__17 (18 in december)_
Doubleagent775: i turn 20 next month
Crazy Polish Gal: Phone(_561_) __2518710_____

Occupation_____party host, baby sitter, fire rescue explorer_________

Height___5*11___
Crazy Polish Gal: Gender(M/F)_f__

Married(Y/N)_n_ Single(Y/N)__y_ Other_____bi____

If single would you be mine: hell yea

How often (check appropriate answer)
Daily_x_ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite_x__

Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)_y__

Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one_x_ Doubles__ Group___
Crazy Polish Gal: While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)

Faint__ Cry__ Moan_x_ Wiggle_x_ Twist_x_ Jerk about_x_ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream_x_ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___

Doubleagent775: i love giving oral sex to girls
Crazy Polish Gal: List three positions u like:
1._____froogy___
2.____doggy____
3.____69ish____

What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous_xxxxxx__
Doubleagent775: froggy?
Crazy Polish Gal: whhhat
Crazy Polish Gal: you never heard of that?
Doubleagent775: nope
Crazy Polish Gal: =-O
Crazy Polish Gal: i'm going to have to show u sometime
Crazy Polish Gal: When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning_x_ Afternoon_x_ Nite_x__

How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite_x__

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list them

fall asleep in a split and drive with one foot.

Doubleagent775: i have some skills
Doubleagent775: very good ones
Crazy Polish Gal: oh yea?
Doubleagent775: yep
Crazy Polish Gal: ..we'll see about that
Doubleagent775: do you orgasm during sex?
Crazy Polish Gal: i do if your good at it
Doubleagent775: i have an 8 inch
Doubleagent775: and its 4 around
Crazy Polish Gal: ...and.
Doubleagent775: i have been known to mkae girls orgasm who have never orgasmed during sex
Crazy Polish Gal: haha
Crazy Polish Gal: like i said. we'll see
Crazy Polish Gal: :-D
Crazy Polish Gal: ;-)
Doubleagent775: last girl i was with said she was sore for a few days after we did it
Crazy Polish Gal: well after hearing that...i may need a wheel chair
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: because i last for along time
Crazy Polish Gal: and yeah
Crazy Polish Gal: a pollock adha kid
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Doubleagent775: i'm scottish
Crazy Polish Gal: i know
Crazy Polish Gal: and irish
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Doubleagent775: and hung like a walrus
Crazy Polish Gal: both very crazy in bed too
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: you mean a blue whale
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: ;-)
Doubleagent775: walruses have the largest penis in the animal kingdonm
Crazy Polish Gal: i'm talking about mammals
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: the whale can take the walrus
Doubleagent775: ok
Crazy Polish Gal: so yeah you siad you like giving oral
Doubleagent775: yea
Crazy Polish Gal: do u have a tonuge like a griaffe
Crazy Polish Gal: ?
Doubleagent775: nope
Doubleagent775: gene simmons
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: oh yea?
Doubleagent775: yep
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: wanna see a pic?
Doubleagent775: of what
Crazy Polish Gal: of me
Doubleagent775: ok
Doubleagent775: sure
Crazy Polish Gal: http://photobucket.com/albums/a20/ADZeilinga/?action=view¤t=images_069.jpg
Doubleagent775: i want more
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: i'll see what i can do for you
Doubleagent775: lol
Doubleagent775: ok
Crazy Polish Gal: we can play doctor and nurse
Doubleagent775: ok
Crazy Polish Gal: ^.^
Doubleagent775: aslong as i get to probe
Crazy Polish Gal: LMFAO
Crazy Polish Gal: okay
Crazy Polish Gal: as long as i can give you your psyical
Crazy Polish Gal: ...however you spell it...
Doubleagent775: physical
Crazy Polish Gal: -with my mouth that is-
Crazy Polish Gal: i knew there was a H in there!
Doubleagent775: and i'll do some work on your downstairs
Doubleagent775: with my tongue
Crazy Polish Gal: ..so yeah, your pretty horny for a firefighter,
Crazy Polish Gal: lol oh really now.
Doubleagent775: yep
Crazy Polish Gal: who says? do i have to strap you do to the stretcher?
Doubleagent775: nope
Doubleagent775: not into that
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: aw
Crazy Polish Gal: i am...
Crazy Polish Gal: ....if i was there with you, i would do you in back of a rescue
Doubleagent775: lo
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: you think i am kidding you
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: i would also do you in the bucket of the ladder
Doubleagent775: lol
Doubleagent775: i am more of a bedroom/bathroom/kitchen guy
Doubleagent775: private places
Crazy Polish Gal: lol. so if we were in the bucket in the air....no one can hear anything
Crazy Polish Gal: and we can lock the doors in the rescue
Crazy Polish Gal: and put "unavia.." on the screens
Doubleagent775: lol
Doubleagent775: O/S
Crazy Polish Gal: we can bring it o.o.q. too
Crazy Polish Gal: say we had to make a house call
Crazy Polish Gal: lights and syrens....
Doubleagent775: ooq?
Crazy Polish Gal: out of quarters
Doubleagent775: oh ok
Crazy Polish Gal: 10.4?
Crazy Polish Gal: =]
Doubleagent775: just aslong as we don't 1022
Crazy Polish Gal: lmao
Crazy Polish Gal: man
Crazy Polish Gal: fine...we'll tell them we had a fire to put out ;]
Doubleagent775: lol
Doubleagent775: 1022-canceled in route
Crazy Polish Gal: and you pacifically had to come bc you had the 5inch hose
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: and the male link
Doubleagent775: male goes to female
Crazy Polish Gal: yea...and your pumper was working
Crazy Polish Gal: =p
Doubleagent775: and you have to follow the long shank to get some
Crazy Polish Gal: lmao
Crazy Polish Gal: only us would say this shit
Doubleagent775: turning fire terms into sex terms
Crazy Polish Gal: yea
Crazy Polish Gal: everyone will be like wtf are they talking about?
Crazy Polish Gal: shes screaming hes mouning...and the rescue is missing and the lights are on
Doubleagent775: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Doubleagent775: i would throw you like an extension ladder
Doubleagent775: have some forceable entry
Doubleagent775: check for hot spots during overhaul
Doubleagent775: and cool everything down
Crazy Polish Gal: oh yea?
Doubleagent775: yep
Crazy Polish Gal: well hey, i have to get going...i have a doctors appt. and i dont think they want to do water rescue =] lol
Doubleagent775: oh ok
Doubleagent775: you a little wett?
Crazy Polish Gal: no not at all lol
Doubleagent775: oh lol
Crazy Polish Gal: you just got me with the hose a few times
Crazy Polish Gal: you didnt put the nozzle on the right way
Crazy Polish Gal: lol
Crazy Polish Gal: the nozzle on the hose
Crazy Polish Gal: cuff links
Doubleagent775: ok lol
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