My worst weekend.
This weekend is OFFICIALLY the worst fucking weekend /ever/.
Last night I get into bed at 12:30, i have to be up at 5am to be at work by 6am. I get woken up at 1am by my drunk housemate coming home and jumping on me. So I'm rudely awoken and have a sore stomach and leg, from where he's jumped on me. He comes in like this 5 times. The second time he just jumps on me again and is a general pain in the arse. The third time he jumps on me and then starts thumping me with a pillow, which btw REALLY hurts! Forth time he comes in, jumps on me again, and then starts thumping me with a pillow again. Only this time he misses me with the pillow four times and punches me instead! So I have a bruised cheek bone, a bruised forehead, a really really sore boob and he walloped me one on to the back of my head. The fifth time he comes in and just lays on top of me, trying to go to sleep.
I'm extremely pissed off by now, but finally he leaves me alone to go to sleep in his own bed at 1:30. I get in 2 hours of sleep, before he's woken me again, this time it's because he's crawling into my bed at the opposite end. So his feet are right in my face. I get totally fed up. Grab my spare doona, my pillow (and my teddy) and head to the spare room to sleep on the couch. I get to my door and step on a wet patch of carpet, turn on the light, and discover that the arsehole has pissed on my floor. But not only the floor, he's gone and pissed on my work uniform that I have to be wearing today, plus my favourite jumper!!
*cry* I can't get the piss out of the carpet either! I have to wear a dirty shirt to work and jeans. If the boss finds out I'll just have to explain what happened and hope he understands. If not, then he's a bastard and I'll quit my job. Yay! I'm going to work on 2 hours of sleep! What fun!
Last night I get into bed at 12:30, i have to be up at 5am to be at work by 6am. I get woken up at 1am by my drunk housemate coming home and jumping on me. So I'm rudely awoken and have a sore stomach and leg, from where he's jumped on me. He comes in like this 5 times. The second time he just jumps on me again and is a general pain in the arse. The third time he jumps on me and then starts thumping me with a pillow, which btw REALLY hurts! Forth time he comes in, jumps on me again, and then starts thumping me with a pillow again. Only this time he misses me with the pillow four times and punches me instead! So I have a bruised cheek bone, a bruised forehead, a really really sore boob and he walloped me one on to the back of my head. The fifth time he comes in and just lays on top of me, trying to go to sleep.
I'm extremely pissed off by now, but finally he leaves me alone to go to sleep in his own bed at 1:30. I get in 2 hours of sleep, before he's woken me again, this time it's because he's crawling into my bed at the opposite end. So his feet are right in my face. I get totally fed up. Grab my spare doona, my pillow (and my teddy) and head to the spare room to sleep on the couch. I get to my door and step on a wet patch of carpet, turn on the light, and discover that the arsehole has pissed on my floor. But not only the floor, he's gone and pissed on my work uniform that I have to be wearing today, plus my favourite jumper!!
*cry* I can't get the piss out of the carpet either! I have to wear a dirty shirt to work and jeans. If the boss finds out I'll just have to explain what happened and hope he understands. If not, then he's a bastard and I'll quit my job. Yay! I'm going to work on 2 hours of sleep! What fun!