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Feb 10, 2005 00:24

Haha... my first conversation in german - seeing how amused Jas was by the one time i tried talking to her, i figured this might be amusing. :D Anyway, i was just talking to my friend about what i did in class, which was to talk about a series of pictures showing a skiing accident.

Kenny: Der Mann ist tot. :P (The man is dead.)
Me: he didnt DIE!!!
K: Der Mann ist..nicht tot. :P (The man is... not dead.)
M: ja. NICHT tot. (yes! NOT dead.)

K: Es ist ein wunderschone Hut, aber es ist...um...covered in Blut. :P (That is a nice hat, but it is covered in blood.)
M: eew. kein Blut... (No blood...)
K: Du sagt es ist ein skiing accident! What did she do, scrape her knee? (You said it was a skiing accident!)
M: nicht tot.... sie hat bein gebrochen (not dead... she broke her leg)
M: denn ist in krankenhaus vor eine Tag... denn alles ist okay... (then she was in hospital for a day... then everything is okay)
M: magic!
K: noo...die Frau ist tot!! (the woman is dead!!)
M: NEIN (NOOOOOOO)
K: entschuldigung, neeeeein...die Frau ist tot!!! :P (you get the idea)
K: it's prolly not safe for me to ever see you again is it :P
M: ... KEEEL ...nicht tot... *mutters*
K: ich werde tot. du bist der Moerder! (i'm going to die. you're the murderer!)
K: there'll be my body lying somewhere, with a pretty chalk mark, and the words NICHT TOT!!!! written next to it by you. i just know it :P

Heh, okay, sorry. Along the same theme, i was doing one of those pointless time wasting quizzes, and i just had to choose this response...

What do your friends have in common?
[ ] They're funny.
[ ] They're smart.
[ ] They're wealthy.
[ ] I'm not the best friend of any of them.
[X] They have unswerving loyalty to me, the piteous things.

Muahahaha. That is all.

hilarity, weird convos

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