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1 - 2pm: Eats lunch. Is stoned.
2.30pm: Watches debate. Is stoned.
3pm: Takes bus. Is stoned.
4pm: Is still stoned. Nothing interesting happens.
5pm: FIREEEE! Grace gets to play with matches. Grace burns all her knuckles and fingers. Grace makes fire too big to cook food on properly. Grace is doomed to get smoker's lungs.
Also, the carbon monoxide is obviously working wonders on her logic circuits. Grace reasons that marshmallows=sugar=not food=no calories. Grace consumes enough marshmallows to float a duck with. (Again, logic circuits.)
1.30am: (MY FIRE LASTED THIS LONG) Grace is ultimate swinging champion. She beats all contenders to the title after a long, hard fight. The short girl protests but is generally ignored by all.
7am: Sun rises. We are generally distracted by couple mooching on beach.
8ish or I have no idea what time it was anyway: Grace annoys everyone by being unusually cheerful. They physically expel her from the chalet and throw her into the swimming pool. She plots revenge by planning a lawsuit to claim damages.
Noon: Eats lunch. Is stoned.
2pm: Sleeps. Wakes up stoned.
7pm: Goes out for dinner. Is stoned.
ETA: *adds cursory mention of Candice, whose birthday it was* Still stoned.
1 - 2pm: Eats lunch. Is stoned.
2.30pm: Watches debate. Is stoned.
3pm: Takes bus. Is stoned.
4pm: Is still stoned. Nothing interesting happens.
5pm: FIREEEE! Grace gets to play with matches. Grace burns all her knuckles and fingers. Grace makes fire too big to cook food on properly. Grace is doomed to get smoker's lungs.
Also, the carbon monoxide is obviously working wonders on her logic circuits. Grace reasons that marshmallows=sugar=not food=no calories. Grace consumes enough marshmallows to float a duck with. (Again, logic circuits.)
1.30am: (MY FIRE LASTED THIS LONG) Grace is ultimate swinging champion. She beats all contenders to the title after a long, hard fight. The short girl protests but is generally ignored by all.
7am: Sun rises. We are generally distracted by couple mooching on beach.
8ish or I have no idea what time it was anyway: Grace annoys everyone by being unusually cheerful. They physically expel her from the chalet and throw her into the swimming pool. She plots revenge by planning a lawsuit to claim damages.
Noon: Eats lunch. Is stoned.
2pm: Sleeps. Wakes up stoned.
7pm: Goes out for dinner. Is stoned.
ETA: *adds cursory mention of Candice, whose birthday it was* Still stoned.