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I'm terrifyingly, stultifyingly BORED.
I'm stuck using a random computer in my mum's workplace, as she finishes stuff. My boredom has extended to the point where i actually walked over and read the handy series of laminated posters that list Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Options on the opposite side of the room. Well, not really read, because it's mostly pictorial. I am very, very disturbed now. So, for those of you who are interested, and too ashamed to ask (Really now, it's not all that baaad) - your options.
1. Viagra. Everyone knows this. According to the advertisements, one unfortunate side effect is the uncontrollable urge to run around in the streets singing songs about being free.
2. Intra-urethral treatment. That's the tube from which you pee. That device looked very, very large. *no further comment*
3. Injection therapy. Needles. I wonder how long it takes to get good at this. When it's on your arm, and the person misses a bit, it really doesn't seem all that bad anymore.
4. Vacuum erection devices. The picture seems to be trying to convince you that using a vacuum pump of some sort is a good idea. I remain dubious.
And now i really need to run before my mum comes in here and tries to read what i just wrote.
I'm stuck using a random computer in my mum's workplace, as she finishes stuff. My boredom has extended to the point where i actually walked over and read the handy series of laminated posters that list Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Options on the opposite side of the room. Well, not really read, because it's mostly pictorial. I am very, very disturbed now. So, for those of you who are interested, and too ashamed to ask (Really now, it's not all that baaad) - your options.
1. Viagra. Everyone knows this. According to the advertisements, one unfortunate side effect is the uncontrollable urge to run around in the streets singing songs about being free.
2. Intra-urethral treatment. That's the tube from which you pee. That device looked very, very large. *no further comment*
3. Injection therapy. Needles. I wonder how long it takes to get good at this. When it's on your arm, and the person misses a bit, it really doesn't seem all that bad anymore.
4. Vacuum erection devices. The picture seems to be trying to convince you that using a vacuum pump of some sort is a good idea. I remain dubious.
And now i really need to run before my mum comes in here and tries to read what i just wrote.