Disheartened and alone.... Nah Not really.
Well it's that time of year again here in South Africa when the monkeys come out. They ravage the garbage cans, rape cats, pillage, plunder. The entire city is thrown into chaos by the hoards of small and medium sized ape that attempt to satisfy their thirst for savagery and malevolence at every corner, with every beat of their savage little hearts. Nothing is more terrifying than being roused from your futile attempt at sleep by the terrible screams of your neighbors after nights of being roused by the terrible screams of your neighbors than the terribple screams of the apes aimed at your screaming neighbors. The screetching agony of m