Aug 21, 2003 08:41
I was being chased by our complex's lawn mowing crew. It probably wasn't a good idea to tell them their lawn cows were louder than their mothers the night before. Its really stupid to resort to "your mom" jokes now-a-days and it pissed off a bunch of guys with huge rotating blades.
I don't run very fast so I couldn't get out of their range of visibility. Hiding would not have helped. I came across a new intrigue, but he was too busy with a tea toss for ice lollies to help me.