morwinyon posted this a while back and i figured i'd repost it in honor of the rise Church of Gaming
http://www.churchofgaming.comhttp://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com THE HARDCORE GAMER'S PSALM
The game is my passion; I shall not lose.
It maketh me frag n00bs in dark alleys:
To gib suxxors beside still waters.
It restoreth my health:
It leadeth me in the paths of MMOGs for my ego's sake.
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Yea, i walk through the valley of the shadow of greifers,
I will fear no d00d: For my boomstick art with me;
My sword and my BFG, they comfort me.
Thou preparest an ambush before me and offer me llamas;
Thou annoitest my head with skillz;
My ammo runneth over.
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Surely fear and dread shall follow me all the day's of my Half-Life,
And I will respawn in the bowels of the game forever.