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Jan 09, 2005 19:35

I'm really enjoying the movie quote meme, especially since I've gotten three (ETA: Five!) right! Even though I'm a warehouse of useless movie trivia and I worked in a video store, it's a running joke among my friends about how few movies I've seen. When we play the movie quote game, I tend to just answer Fight Club to every single quote. Anyhow, here are my random quotes, and no, none of them are from Fight Club.

1. If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
2. So you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.
3. Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
4. Holy Shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
5. That man sitting over there in the white suit is the biggest thing to come out of this country since sliced Beatles.
6. So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.
7. You'll never shut down the real Napster.
8. Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
9. Nothing nothing tra la la.
10. Bright light, bright light...
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